There will be a reckoning

Did you know bacteria outnumber your own cells 10:1? That 99% of all the DNA you carry is bacterial? So if you're feeling a bit low, blame it on the microbes, thats what I'll blame my grades on 

[cat-cosplay]

"You open a bag of food at midnight and become a hero. I do it and become the enemy. That doesn't seem fair"

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[tessa-the-duck]

here you are sweetie

[livedinthecastle]

reblog to keep your mutual refreshed with a nice squirt of the saw the ride dead body fountain

[fttitv]

breakfastless behavior

[death-by-sc0tland]

it’s so insane to me that will caught on so early that hannibal was trying to alienate him from jack but just?? didn’t do anything about it??? like haha how silly of my therapist to try to distance me from everyone i know anyway i’m gonna talk to him some more

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

nbc hannibal is unrealistic because how did will not pull BITCHES for his encyclopedic knowledge of using the interaction between insect activity and decomposition to predict time of death. how are people not lining UP for him

[bloody-hands-motif]

[im-phillip]

[lustcannibalism]

[novocaineandroses]

Uptown rat

She's been living in her uptown world

I bet she's never had a downtown rat

[thesituation]

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

[cannibalchicken]

[karagin22]

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Shut up. That’s hilarious. I hope each and every cop involved has to personally give him $5000

[pine-farr]

Chris Pine for Esquire.

[craqueluring]

hannibal's whole philosophy on religion is so funny bc he's literally just like "you think im bad? god is worse"

[ranrandraws]

people kept requesting this

[deadbeatmaker]

it was so funny when will graham was acting like bedelia was some kind of homewrecker. this man had an actual wife and stepson and was that jealous of bedelias relationship with the man who’s actually ruining wills marriage. how dare you go to italy three years ago with the man I’m emotionally cheating on my wife with