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[ant-twan]

This little old abandoned house in my neighborhood is a beautiful sight on a spring day

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[fivendandelions]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) — dr. Joe Wright

[henlo-art]

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[eliluminado7]

TEMPORARY TAMPERMONKEY ROLLBACK PATCH FOR TUMBLR NOTES (BETA)

Its definitely not perfect because the note aggregates are still proving to be a real son of a bitch to fix (if anyone wants to help patch that youre more than welcome) but it should at least preserve the original note count and get rid of the extra note bars. All i could do with page-context injection plus DOM/network monkey-patching

fir‎efox: Install tampermonkey, save this code as Tumblr Unfucker-0.2.0.user.js and import it into that extension. Refresh tumblr and it should work correctly

chrome: Get another browser

[andhumanslovedstories]

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

[deadgenerations]

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

[lumsel]

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[the-tao-of-fandom]

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

[macbethisms]

*bravely* i think more things should be about women

[cannibalchicken]

[nattousan]

[galiifreyrose]

[jadestormcloud2]

and sometimes

[mrs-dr-satan-vonn-black]

[last-iso-quorra]

[small-funny]

[thehumantrampoline]

This is your reminder today that Irene Adler in the original Conan Doyle story is literally not a criminal. She never commits a crime.

[thehumantrampoline]

Nor is she a seductress in any kind of negative or manipulative sense - she has a mutual relationship with a powerful man who then breaks up with her, and afterwards she keeps protection against him in the form of evidence that the relationship existed. She HAS blackmail material, she even waves it at him threateningly because he treated her like shit, but she never even uses it.

Irene Adler is not a thief, femme fatale, or blackmailer. She's just a cool lady that wants to be left alone.

[thehumantrampoline]

@delphi-star You do recall correctly!! She does not give a shit about that man! She's happily married! She tipped him for being a witness at her wedding!

If your Sherlock Holmes adaptation has a character whose identifying qualities are that she is a seductive criminal in love with Holmes, you have created a character that is basically the literal opposite of Irene Adler and you should name her something else.

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[kosmogrl]

springcore

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.