IAmNotRoadKill

*I still haven't found the weird side*

[keltbh]

smh phil

[kkiyomi-deactivated20140909]

Splash Mountain Photos

[scottman99]

YES

[mythologyhotspot-blog-deactivat]

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

[disneyprincess10]

still one of my all time favourite posts

[iamnotroadkill]

Please I want to do themed photos but I don't have any close friends to go on trips with so someone come be my friend and take me to Disney I will love you forever

[nuevayor]

[iamnotroadkill]

Okay but seriously I can't stop laughing help me

[nuevayor]

[iamnotroadkill]

Art

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[tsix-xist]

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

[queen-mayhem]

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

[iamnotroadkill]

This is adorable, it really cheered me up

[pxheart]

Sorry Daniel, but I couldn’t help myself. It’s your fault! Bear the consequences ^^ <3

My twitter| my redbubble| commission me!

[energeticwarrior]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[aristocratic-android]

NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

PUT DISPENSER HERE

[phanfictioncatalogue]

any of these anon messages could be tyler oakley looking for a phanfic and you'd never know

I prefer to think it’s Phil who has a secret device that has no ties to him, no logins, no passwords, nothing. He opens up the browser on said device, types out his messages and then checks 17.5 times to make sure it’s on anon even though there’s no way it couldn’t be before sending it in. 

Julianna

[carbonated-milk-deactivated2016]

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

[infestationofmymind]

i really needed this one tonight

[sidestepup2thestreets]

omfg

[yaboispencer-deactivated2020092]

Do it!!!

[evantheterror-deactivated202101]

I need to cry

[its-murderous-business]

EVERYONE DO IT

[wormsdyke]

I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased

[remvslvpjn-archive]

DO IT

[iamnotroadkill]

I almost cried why

[sgtford]

I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

[chitarra10]

That’s a really good point.

[puckish-saint]

Same here but there’s actually a point here of well written exposition. Take AUs for example. Even in the most complicated, as-far-removed-from-canon settings we get at most a single paragraph before the actual fic where the author gives us a quick rundown of the rules for that universe. The rest we are left to figure out on our own and it works. We’re not spoon fed every trivial detail when all we want is to get to the plot. Everything that’s important is said at the moment it is important, not sooner not later. Especially in long fics characters often take on such a unique characterisation that you get to know them all over again but the readers do so organically, in the situations that define those characters as they happen. Same with looks. The fic author generally assumes the readers know what the characters look like and don’t spend paragraphs describing them, and only bring it up when it fits the plot. I’ve read a few fanfics from fandoms I’ve never been in and surprisingly it still worked out. I had generally a good idea of who these people were, what they did where and why and how they worked together.  Point is, if you’re a writer writing original fiction, pretend it’s fanfic and everyone knows your setting and characters already. That way you’ll only have to add a few details if and when your beta readers mention needing more information and chances are they won’t need a lot. 

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Point is, if you’re a writer writing original fiction, pretend it’s fanfic and everyone knows your setting and characters already. That way you’ll only have to add a few details if and when your beta readers mention needing more information and chances are they won’t need a lot.

Bolding this fantastic advice. 

[iamnotroadkill]

This is amazing I love writing

[hanari502]

Alright shitstains listen up because I just found god in a bottle.

If you’re a nerd like me your body’s probably riddled with a few nerd tattoos yeah? Some of ‘em in some pretty obvious places? Maybe you work in a professional environment that frowns upon body ink? Maybe you’re a cosplayer and you have some revealing outfits that you need to cover up for, yeah? Tattoos that you can’t afford that $30 Kat Von D Tattoo cover up because you’re a cheap broke shit?

Story of my life bud.

Now I have a pretty obvious Squad 11 tattoo, because I’m a Bleach nerd and Zaraki Kenpachi is my husband, and honestly it’s difficult to hide it in some of my cosplays because it’s bright and black and right smack dab on my shoulder. Poor planning on my part but hey, squad represent.

You see that glorious miracle up there? That’s Mehron Tattoo Cover. You see those pictures underneath it? Tattoo? What fucking tattoo?! It’s gone!!!! Vamoosed!!! Like I never got the ink in the first place!!!!

This shit is durable, and I mean durable. It’s completely waterproof and that first picture of my tattoo is actually what it looked like after scrubbing at it with two makeup wipes. TWO. It’s not going anywhere

And the best part? 

IT COMES IN DIFFERENT SKINTONES. BAM. WHAT.

I mean it’s not phenomenal but hey at least it’s not just “pale as fuck”.

And you wanna know the second best part?

It’s only 12 bucks on Amazon

Yeah. $12. Not $30. Because $12 is much more reasonable than $30.

As for size reference, that’s how big it is in that third picture right there. It’s honestly the best investment I could have made and everybody should know about it.

Go forth and conquer with your newfound knowledge. You’re all welcome.

[percyhoneybee]

As someone who used to chair a stage makeup department, Mehron and Ben Nye are going to be cheaper and better than whatever concealer/orange eye shadow/green lipstick whatever weird tutorial you found or expensive-ass luxury concealer.

Why you ask?

Because Mehron and Ben Nye are stage makeup. They’re meant to give thick, full coverage in one layer that can stand up to cameras and stage lights. Blend it out, powder it, and you’ll never look back. Plus it’s cheap enough that you can buy 2 and mix the perfect shade. 

[prismatic-bell]

This will work on scars, too.

Just an FYI for folks I know who may want to cover for cosplays, work, or personal reasons.

[lyrslair]

Honestly this would be a life saver for people with tats stuck looking for jobs in places that frown on them.

[wolfforce58205]

I’ve watched people not get jobs at places I work even though their personalities and experience levels were exactly what we were looking for purely because of personal adornment (tattoos, piercings, etc.). So to anyone who might need a product like this, I hope you see this post.

[chaoticallyprecise]

IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO READ READ THIS

OK ARE YOU EVER IN NEED OF BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT TO READ NEXT?

I present to you, straight from the internet, whichbook:

Here’s how it works: You click the link, and choose four categories and the extent to which these categories matter:

Then click “go” and it’ll come up with a number of books you might like.

DON’T LIKE THE CATEGORIES? NO PROBLEM - see this little thing:

THIS LITTLE THING WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS SLIGHTLY LARGER THING WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A BOOK BASED ON THE FOLLOWING:

YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT BE READING SOMETHING BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WANT THIS SITE WILL COME UP WITH IT.

… Apart from bisexual retired alien dudes. No books on that. Yet.

[iamnotroadkill]

THIS IS AMAZING

[iamnotroadkill]

​Discount Pewdiepie @therealjacksepticeye

[tyrelpinnegar]

My favorite genre:

Innocent enough to be marketed toward children, but dark enough to raise eyebrows over the fact that it’s marketed to children.

[iamnotroadkill]

This genre is beautiful, truly my aesthetic

[smalltownboymp3]

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

[iamnotroadkill]

We are the superior house, we have the most reblogs. I’m nice enough I’d like to think. Slytherin is my favourite house :) Glad to be part of it haha

[iamnotroadkill]

My new header, inspired by Happy Tree Friends :)