I swear I'm friendly •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

In too many fandoms to count(⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) Open to chatting with anyone and making friends! 17 Don't expect any consistency

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

Hello!!! \^^

Welcome to my blog! (no idea how you found me but welcome)

This is just my space to try and come out of my socially awkward shell while spewing out my hyperfixations from my small soap box.

I'm not consistent with my posting and none of my blog is organized, sorry (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠), but as I get more comfortable I might actually take time to properly organize all of this.

Rules

I don't do NSFW - I'm only a minor and I don't feel comfortable posting about that.

This isn't a politics blog - I'm not gonna post about politics on here but I'm making it clear now, I DO NOT SUPPORT TRUMP. Don't like that, leave. This blog isn't for you.

Please be respectful - I don't want anyone arguing in comments and I don't want to deal with drama. If you think I've done or said something hurtful, DM me or make a polite comment telling me what I did wrong. Calling me names and cussing me out will not help me right my mistakes.

I can post what I want - This I feel is obvious, but I won't interact with anyone that tries to push me into a fandom that I don't enjoy. You can recommend your fandom to me and I'll look into it, but if I'm not into it, I'm not gonna post about it.

I won't post about donations - I've seen people post about GoFundMe sites or support pages sent by others and I love that they do that, but I personally can't trust those links so I won't post about them in the small chance it's a scam. If you want to support people I recommend just finding those that reblog about those links or find a trusted site yourself.

Cringe is welcomed here - I personally don't care if something is cringey as long as it's not inappropriate.

DON'T PUT ANY OF MY WORK INTO AI - I DO NOT support AI at all so I don't want any of my writings and or OCs I share in the future to be part of AI. This includes C.Ai chat bots, if you see one just report it or don't interact.

Be patient - I plan on taking requests in the future and I am not a fast writer.

Fandoms I'm in!

*I can go in and out of these fandoms at random so don't expect consistent posts about them.

Obey Me!

Obey Me! Nightbringer

Twisted Wonderland

Undertale *(Not into Deltarune yet)

Bendy and the Ink Machine

Sonic *(shows and movies so far, and Snapcube)

Mouthwashing

Chook and Sosig (let's see if anyone knows this one)

Spy x Family

Saiki K

Jujutsu Kaisen

School Babysitters

Delicious in Dungeon

Gravity Falls

The Owl House

Amphibia

Ducktales (2017)

Transformers *(mainly shows and some movies)

And those are just the some off the top of my head!

Thank you for reading, and I hope I don't scare you away with my rambles ^^

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

Your Favorite Pillow~

A/n: I uh... I kinda forgot I had a couple drafts ready to post since last year (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠). I swear I remembered my password, I just forget that I can write/j But anyways, I got another that I'll post maybe later if I remember, maybe I'll post it like immediately after this ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯. It's a little past midnight so I really should sleep, but I just felt like posting for the one or two people that might like it. Enjoy (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

It started off as nothing. You woke up just enough to notice the extra weight leave your bed and the footsteps heading towards the bathroom, but you were too tired to care so you tried falling back to sleep. Except your favorite pillow was gone. That had you lifting your head and blearily pout as you impatiently wait for your pillow to walk back to bed.

When the sound of running water turns off, you impatiently tap your hands on the mattress as your boyfriend walks out of the bathroom. You huff and pat the space beside you as he sees you're awake. He says nothing, but chuckles at your half awake pout and your horrible bed head.

He wordlessly climbs back into bed and you pounce without another thought. You flop your upper half onto his chest and attempt to burrow into him as your arms wrap tightly around his shoulders. You had your favorite pillow back, and you were determined to keep him in your arms this time. You hear the soothing melody of his heart beat and the vibrations of his low chuckles just as he gets comfortable.

"I'm sorry hon, didn't mean to keep you up." His voice rumbles lowly as he kisses the top of your head and starts to rub your back. You sigh through your nose as you melt further into him, too tired and happy to scold him for having the audacity to wake you. You fall back to sleep easily, now that your favorite pillow was safe and sound in your arms.

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

Does anyone recognize this image or the username attached to this?

IMPORTANT UPDATE BELOW THE OLD TEXT!

So this was originally found on Pinterest with no link or mention to who the artist is, I'm sure that shocks you/s. I've tried looking up the username, but have gotten nowhere. I tried Google image search and found nothing. If you recognize the artist/username, please comment where I can find them or what happened to them. Or, if you know of other ways to find the artist please do so and comment your findings if you have any solid leads. Oh, and the username is 69_omochi_69 in case you can't read it too well. At least I think that's the username. Thanks for reading this (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠).

UPDATE:

So I both found them, and didn't. I went to the Wayback Machine, I didn't know how to use it until like last night, and was able to find their old Twitter account. However, the Twitter account BIO hasn't led me to much or really anything. But, there are more links connected to the account on the Wayback machine that I can look through... But there's 1,607 URLs in total and I've barely scratched the surface. So, if I am going to continue this, it'll have to wait until spring break or summer because at the moment I am too busy. If you or someone you know wants to do this too, and they have the time for it, the URL I used in the Wayback Machine to find them is https://Twitter.com/69_omochi_69 the name they had on Twitter was 切餅 (Kirimochi) but I wasn't able to find anything connected to it just on a basic Google search. Also, it appears that they might've just left the internet all together. So if that is the case, PLEASE RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY! This is honestly just a search to see if they're still around or if they have an old account with artwork still on it, DO NOT HARASS THEM OR ANYONE THEY MIGHT HAVE KNOWN BACK WHEN THEY WERE ACTIVE!

Some more info in case this helps out in your or some else's search:

-They were Japanese and might've been active on other Japanese sites.

-The last post they made on Twitter was in 2021, April, 27th.

-They didn't seem to be that popular on Twitter, at least, during that time.

-They also don't appear to have any links in their Bio at the time that leads to any other social media sites.

Oh and here's the part two to that original picture I showed in this.

Sorry if it's low quality, I got this off of the Wayback Machine.

[peach-pot]

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

[peach-pot]

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

[peach-pot]

post paused, let’s talk about this now

[grimtrespasser]

[plaguedocboi]

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

[plaguedocboi]

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

[plaguedocboi]

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

[plaguedocboi]

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

[plaguedocboi]

Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

Does anyone know where this picture is from?

UPDATE BELOW THE OG TEXT 👇

I originally posted this in a community thing, but I thought I might as well make it a more public post. So I've tried looking for this on the Wikis, 'cause I thought it was official art at first before now thinking it's fanart, and I've tried Google images and have just hit dead ends. If anyone has the full picture, yes this is cropped, or knows the artist behind this please let me know because I feel like I'm going a little crazy.

UPDATE: First off, thank you to @ddm0th for finding the artist and pointing me in the right direction. Here's the full pic 👇

The artist goes by nsu11217 on twitter, nsu1122701 on insta, and she still goes by Nasu_Senpaiii on DeviantArt. Please go support her if you can, unfortunately her Obey Me fanart doesn't seem to be widely available, but I think you can find it using a website called Telegram. I'll leave a link 👇 (it is in Russian so if you don't speak it you'll have to translate it yourself)

Насу рисует и постит🤍

Рисую что нравится (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ Много Рея Сакумы🦇 Приветствую юмэ (ОС х канон) контент ❗️ Не постите мои арты без разрешения o(╥﹏╥)

[goofballmcgeethe3rd]

Normally I'm pretty chill, but I found someone trying to claim others art as their own, please help me find the og artists so they can get this person permanently banned or smth!

[toastingpencils37]

First (and seventh) image belongs to @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington

Second to @jyang030107

Third to @zorangezest

Fourth to @soapbbox

Not sure about fifth

Sixth to @madamadamiu

Don't know about eighth

Ninth to @taimanzano

Don't know about tenth

[toastingpencils37]

Other artists they have stolen from whose art is not imaged in this post:

@beithiochan @chaotixcx @violetaquadelight @phanthymn @dataglitch @soyunstar @skyacya @energ00n @xpurplepiex @mechncheese @himulrai @spicymotte @salmonpiffy

They didn't steal the art from this one but they definitely meant to: @grave-ng

Also looked deeper into it and photo #5 was @dailymothanon

Ones I haven't been able to identify:

If someone can identify these ones please do

Also to anyone who finds @/optimisticpolicedefendor7's page, be careful of the "Read More" links. They send to some weird site

There are a lot more stolen posts but this is the one's I've gotten to for now

[himulrai]

Thank you for bringing this to attention! reblogging this so hopefully more people can report @/optimisticpolicedefendor7

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

I found three of them in toastingpencils37's second post! (Sorry for tagging)

The first one belongs to @gentleroy (Bumblebee)

Three belongs to @emberfriday

Four and six belong to @xpurplepiex

Stilling finding out who the rest are, but I'll work on updating this soon

[bromomentum]

Has Starscream told Skyfire about Megatron to make Starscream forget about it? What is his reaction?

Oh no, Skyfire doesn't know about that. Starscream won't tell him yet since it compromises the whole "wanting to rebuild our family" plan (they already have enough with Starscream being a war criminal and their children being used as lab rats, they don't need to add Skyfire going Berserk and killing Megatron to the formula.) Though when things get clearer, and Star is in a better emotional/mental place, he will probably let it out to one of the bots before eventually going to his husband.

[star-croww]

Spoilers!!

This chapter didnt go as hard on the terror, the jumpscares and all

But the psychological horror?? The sense of agony and distress you get while uncovering the lore, the almost silent chases, the bigger bodies backstories, THE DOCTOR, everything felt so...you feel trapped. The weight of the lore here was huge, so intrinsic, imbued in questions of morality and revenge and the most grotesque senses of dehumanization, Doey's story is GROTESQUE and SAD, the kid's diaries destroyed me, Poppy is just a wreck of how traumatized she is, Ollie :((.

Gosh its so good. This series is so good. Im in awe.

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

OMG IKR!! I can't tell you how many times I gasped and almost cried at the whole story, Doey's story MESSED. ME. UP.

AND THE ENDING!!! I don't wanna give away any spoilers, BUT OH MY GOD IT LEADS ME TO SO MANY NEW THEORIES!!!!!

[neonross]

when dad takes too long

finished - not gonna clean and colour

maybe when i am graced with motivation

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

WHY IS HE SO CUTE *ugly cries as I hold the tiny D gently*

[aspiringnexu]

Transformers headcanon:

Optimus, given his past as an archivist, has Opinions on literature and they are VERY STRONG.

He can and will viciously defend his favourite authors. Its the only time he really gets visibly emotional (other than when his Autobots are hurt) and it doesn't matter who you are, if your literary tastes bring bad vibes he will let you know. (And when I say 'viciously' I mean vicious for Optimus. Which would be mildly annoyed on any other mech. He just stares at you, Disapprovingly, before tearing apart whichever work you brought up with references and a bibliography like its his final dissertation for his five year degree.)

Megatron also has very strong literary opinions, mostly on poetry, and occasionally the Autobots and Decepticons will bear witness to their leaders engaging in the most violent bookclub meeting in history.

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

I will raise your "big bots fighting over poetry" with a "big bots not so subtly flirting with poetry"!

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

HELLO, ANYONE KNOW THIS ARTIST?

So real quick, I keep finding random TF art and I want to support the artists, but can't find some of them. If anyone knows any of the artists attached to the pictures can you please tell me in the comments. I appreciate any help I can get ^^

The second pic has the artists signature at the bottom but I don't know where to look for them or if that's their full username.

If anyone is curious, I found them on a random TikTok account and they didn't give credit and Google images was no help.

UPDATE!

The artist's name is NamikazeNami1 on X (or Twitter)! Big thank you to @mechagoenna for finding the artist! :D

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

You and Your Two Heaters~

A/n: Wrote while on my period and wanted some comfort, then I remembered that I can write and made this. Not proofread, might edit later, might not, who knows ♪⁠～⁠(⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠). Anyways, enjoy⁠♡

You lay on your side within the warm safety of your nest on your bed, accompanied by your too big of a dog cuddled into your stomach called Lillie. She had joined you after hearing you whimpering from your cramps and after ensuring her you were in fact not injured, she cuddled right up against your lower stomach where it hurt the most. Because of this though, she ended up taking your heater of a boyfriend's side of the bed like she owned the spot. With a hand combing through her fur and the other holding up your phone, everything was peaceful even with your uterus deciding to curse you.

“Oh I see how it is,” that familiar gruff voice makes you smile as you turn your head to find your loveable boyfriend standing at the doorway looking playfully offended. “I leave for only an hour and I come back to have my spot stolen,” he huffs out as he sets a grocery bag down and strides to our bed.

“You snooze, you lose?” You slightly giggle out as you feel the thump of Lillie's tail wagging on the sheets. Lillie only nuzzles further into you as you laugh lightly at the cute sight. Your boyfriend mutters something along the lines of “you're lucky you're cute” before he gives you a small peck to your cheek and forces his way into your little nest.

“Did you generate more blankets while I was away? Cause there's definitely more in here than when I left,” he teases as he embraces you and adjusts you all. Lillie moved to lay more on top of you as you lay on your back, her head still on your stomach and providing warmth for your aching muscles.

“Not my fault if Lillie added some more,” you coo as you give your pup some head scratches while all three of you get comfortable again. You wince as a cramp hits harder than before and you're tempted to curl into yourself if it weren't for Lillie and your boyfriend helping you.

“I got ya princess, ‘m right here,” he purrs into your ear as he massages your pelvic region and places little butterfly kisses all along your face. You feel a small lick to your hand from Lillie and you smile softly at the boundless love surrounding you like a heavy blanket. You sink further into your little nest and lay happily with your dog and boyfriend as they comfort you through the pain. You get so comfortable that you doze off after a while, listening to the gentle sound of your boyfriend's heartbeat and your pup’s soft snoring while a movie plays in the background. Nothing could be better than this…except minus the period pain.

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

Lazy Morning~

A/N: I wrote this half asleep listening to Nonsense by Sabrina Carpenter so this is definitely not proof read and may not make sense, but I'ma still post it cause who's gonna stop me ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ. Also, I had no one in mind for writing this so you can imagine whoever you want. Anyways, enjoy and I hope you have a good day or night.

You slowly blink away tears as you yawn, your nose cold and your fingers wrapped around something soft. You lift your head up and find your lover sound asleep still with your hands buried in his hair. With zero restraint and being far too tired to care, you grip his head a little and hide your cold nose in his neck. You feel him stirr underneath you as warm arms snake around your waist and a gentle squeeze to your sides.

“What're you doing?” you feel him murmur into your ear with his morning voice adding a rumble to his words. While normally you'd be a menace and tease him about his voice, your brain felt too fuzzy to even form a proper sentence as you press your face further into his neck.

“Nose cold…” you slur out while you snuggle into him like a chick nuzzling into its mother's feathers. You hear him chuckle deeply and feel the warm blankets on your back get pulled up more.

“Can't have that now can we,” he chuckles out as he lets you do as you please. Content to be your heated teddy bear for the moment as he threads his fingers through your messy hair. Sighing, you kiss the nape of his name with a small “thanks” before you doze off back to sleep. Fully embraced and safe in your lover's arms as he rubs circles on your back to keep you asleep. He places a kiss on your forehead as he accepts his fate and feels contentment to have a lazy morning with you. He'd keep your nose warm always, even when you could barely form a sentence.

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

ANYONE KNOW WHO MADE THIS!?

I've found this as someone's pfp and thought it was so I tried finding the artist, but have so far come up empty handed. There is a signature at the bottom, but the picture is too blurry for me to figure out what it says. I think it might be cursive if that helps. Also, Google was no help. I'm mainly looking for the name of the artist, but if anyone can find the OP that'd be great ^^

[computed-dear]

someone did this already, I'm sure

[iamreadytobecomefrog]

A Little Holiday Peace ~

Please don't mind the grammer or misspellings, this is my first writing thing ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Btw I recommend listing to "Christmas Time is Here" from Charlie Brown to get the mood right

You sigh in contentment as you blow on the steam coming from your drink, sitting in front of a fire in your little getaway cottage. You take a sip of your hot chocolate, feeling the warm sweet liquid coat your throat, just as you feel a familiar pair of arms wrap around you.

It felt like decades since you were able to get this kind of alone time together, being busy with work and family during the upcoming holidays was already getting rough, but just feeling the warmth of his chest and the hot chocolate currently warming your stomach was enough to make you melt like snow. You watch as he puts on some random Christmas movie from Hallmark and you let out a huff of air at the cheesiness that was about to ensue in the movie.

But then again, maybe a little cheesiness and corny holiday humor is just what you two needed to enjoy this brief vacation. You snuggle deeper into his chest as he plucks your mug from your hands to sit on the coffee table in order to get more comfortable with you, his breath smelling of peppermint and warm cider.

You sigh happily as his chest vibrates with a chuckle leaving his lips, planting a tender kiss to the top of your head before pulling you into his lap to lay upon his chest. You glance at the falling snow one last time before lifting your gaze to your amazing lover, wondering what you did to get someone like him to fall for you.