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mushroom-through-the-stargate

Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

catgirldragon

4. Turn up the dynamite, let's MAKE it real

nintengu

fyterx

Ah, it's good to see you :D

Gordon, you lllllll𝕃𝕆𝕌𝕤𝕪 mothufucker. GET YO 𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐊 - 𝐀𝐒𝐒 down tothe 𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 or else i will ＳＨＯＶＥ 🆃🅷🅴 ＳＡＭＰＬＥ up your 𝔞𝔰𝔰.

*beep bee-beep bee-beep* *splat*

𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙄ᴄʀᴏᴡᴀᴠᴇ

moveslikekeithrichards

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

timemachineyeah

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

timemachineyeah

On of the queens halfway through the show, “Honey, are you straight?”

This man, in a strangled voice, “I don’t know”

tooaceforthisspace

We love the character development

galileoace

Answering "I don't know" is a level of self awareness a lot of people never attain

everydayimslothin

Far be it of me to comment on the politics of another nation, but the Binface thing is so fucking funny. I just saw an attempted smear article against Binface in the Telegraph. It was basically just like THIS JOKE IS NOT FUNNY IT IS STUPID ALSO A DIFFERENT GOOFY POLITICIAN WHO DID A SIMILAR BIT KILLED THEMSELVES (stay classy Telegraph) AND ALSO DID YOU KNOW BINFACE IS LIBERAL!?!?!?!?!?

I'm reminded of a time in high school during student body elections, when some of my friends began posting signs around the school to encourage students to write in a vote for the pokemon blastoise. And no one really took it seriously until the school did a psa over the morning intercom not to vote for blastoise and to take the election seriously.

After that everyone in the school, now realizing they had the ability to actually mildly disrupt the proceedings of those in power, agressively and obsessively began campaigning for blastoise. 'A vote for blastoise is a vote for blastoise. Vote Blastoise.' Became the most common thing to hear in the hallway. Some people even made tshirts with a tshirt press. Eventually a human was elected but only because the school didnt count the blastoise votes. Real voter fraud happening here. I bet the boring human class president only got like 3 votes in total but I'll never know how much my hero Blastoise was cheated.

Anyway a vote for Binface is a vote for Binface. Vote binface.

writingdose

being a writer is fun

doggosource

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

excuse me

chubby-aphrodite

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

micromontage

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

ultrafacts

formerlyluckymanticore

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

twirlingfreckles

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

1000-life-hacks

archeologist-prophet

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

beggars-opera

Hey. Hey you. Person who hasn’t seen Wicked yet. I need you to do me a favor. For the love of God, before you watch the movie I need you to watch this video for me first. It is imperative. It is of the utmost importance.

Because there is absolutely no feeling in the world like having this song start playing in your head the second Elphaba steps into the Wizard’s palace because you KNOW IT’S COMING, and then YOU WILL HAVE AN ANEURISM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD