Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]
Second cat slowly looks at the camera.
Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!
I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.
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Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]
Second cat slowly looks at the camera.
Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!
I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.
justifying any weird thing with “sorry im just.. really horny” is top tier humor
“whyd u water down your lemonade?”
“sorry im just.. really horny rn”
First Benny. Then Barb, and now Bob
All of these character’s
First names start with a B.
COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Bob deserved better. Steve deserved better. Basic everyone deserved better.
— Me, on season 2 of Stranger Things
full offense but why are y’all sleepin on bob newby?? he was an adorable dork who was so supportive and accepting of joyce and her kids that it literally got him killed. he constantly showed joyce how much he loved her and was always there for her when she was afraid or worried. he made a real effort to connect with her kids and build a healthy relationship with them with zero (0) ulterior motives. he was literally one of the most kindhearted and genuninely good characters in the show and he deserved so much more. why aren’t we all talking about bob newby like wtf.
i wonder how many historic trans men we’ve lost to “this WOMAN went by a man’s name, wore men’s clothes, took the job of a man, lived as a man… GIRL POWER!”
this isn’t a “pushing my identity on historic people” thing, it’s the fact that every single time i or another person brings up the possibility of someone like us in history, we’re immediately shut down, told that we didn’t “exist yet”, given a billion different reasons why we aren’t ALLOWED to see these people as reflective of us and our struggles and experiences - i get that we didn’t have the vocabulary back then but for so many of you the IDEA that someone who went to the same stretches that we do today to separate from their dead selves and identify similar to the way trans people do is too “far out there” and “disrespectful” to them somehow. they’re dead. we’re alive. we’re trying to connect the pieces. go get your kicks out of isolating us from history somewhere else, away from me.
yeah, there were women who did crossdress in order to take up jobs they would not have been permitted to access
but when people say it about Albert Cashier, who donned Union uniform, bound his chest, and lived as a man even after the Civil War, when he was reclusive and lived in a tiny village, after there would have been no incentive for him to do so, I question their motives.
I also question their motives when they list Alan L Hart, who legally changed his name and was one of the first trans men to pursue a hysterectomy, referring to himself as “a fellow.”
people DONT want historical figures to be trans. they WANT to interpret these historical figures as women, not trans men, because that makes them uncomfortable.
sperm don’t become babies
today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information
cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too
I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.
This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.
I just wanna remind my teen followers- please, never ever meet up with someone you met on the internet without bringing an adult with you, and whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE ANYONE YOUR ADDRESS FOR ANY REASON.
When I was about 12 or 13, I was talking to (who I thought was) a 13 year old girl named Cassie on DeviantArt. She still has an account to this day.
I believed Cassie, because she sent me lots of selfies of her doing different things, she sent me videos of her little brother, I even talked to her on the phone.
It turns out, Cassie was not Cassie. Cassie was Cassie’s mom.
I was talking to a woman in her late 30’s, early 40’s. She was using her daughter to catfish not just me, but other children -both male and female. It was disgusting.
I figured this out only when my dad took my phone and saw that I had been talking to this woman and did some researching for himself. Then he called the police from the area she lived in. They had recieved multiple reports of this, and apparently, since she had not had contact with a child, all they could do was take her electronic devices from her.
That was when I realized that all of those stories “Cassie” made up about being “grounded” from her stuff, was really just the police confiscating everything. At one point, she complained to me because she dropped her phone in some cereal; then, another time, she said she never had a phone in the first place. Hmmm.
I don’t know if this is the same in every state, taking away electronics when an ADULT is catfishing a CHILD (a little bit of an easy punishment if you ask me), but maybe I wasn’t told the full of it. I don’t know.
She also moved accounts multiple times (about 5 times a month), likely to avoid the police’s efforts to get her to stop. interacting. with. children.
Anyways, here’s the catch-
Cassie asked for my address multiple times.
I would post something about how I didn’t have bug juice where I lived- “Give me your address, I can send you some!!” I’m glad I had enough sense to tell her no, I don’t need you to send me anything.
But it kept going on. She kept asking me over and over.
I was lucky it stopped when it did. I’m surprised that cps never took away “Cassie”’s poor daughter and newborn son. It’s disgusting.
So what I’m trying to tell you from this story, is-
Even if you ask for a picture of them doing something completely random, and they send it to you, it could very well be their son, daughter, niece, nephew, etc.
The best thing to do is say you are meeting up in a public place, (NEVER THEIR HOUSE), and you are bringing an adult you know with you. If they’re not up for that, and they’re freaked out by the idea of you having an adult with you, that is a predatory catfish and you need to block them immediately.
also, don’t let your guard down just because they’re the same gender as you. Like. There are predators of every gender. Anybody can be a predator, so keep your guard up.
wish i could go outside without putting shoes on
my feet sensitive : \ it’s cold : \
socks get dirty : (
Put on shoes then
Buffy Summers is a depressed, suicidal college drop out who works a minimum wage job to support her family and she still keeps fighting and that is so inspiring to me
Never talk to me or my 42 trees again
*CANON* Todd Chavez is Asexual
(from Bojack Horseman)
I absolutely adore discovering what different people find hilarious with Cards Against Humanity because you’ll have someone who won’t even flinch when a card like “bees?” or “Boris the Soviet Love Hammer” is played but in the next second they’re crying from laughing at "this is your pilot speaking fasten your seat belts and prepare for clams“
i just laughed for 15 minutes straight