mushroom?

tumblr i hardly know her

[pjackk]

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

[pjackk]

Guys i am lost in bambu forest

[pjackk]

Low key i am trying to escape

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

[regrettablyjake]

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

[baddywronglegs]

Around 1% of Catholics are severely allergic to Jesus

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

i love how they arent even arguing that someone with celiacs should just eat the bread. they acknowledge they shouldnt! they just also feel the need to state it Is jesus, and even if jesus doesnt contain gluten, he sure damn acts like it. for some reason

[dragon-in-a-fez]

imagine living before we Celiac’s was understood by medical science and finding out you’re allergic to Jesus but it’s like, not a big deal to the church at all

[iamthemushroom]

The woke left is trying to silence us

Burger king is a pyramid scheme run by the government to manipulate americans into buying more apricots

Wake up sheeple

[staff]

we fucked up

[iamthemushroom]

Yeah you kinda did

[staff]

we fucked up

[phi-guy]

when im in a shit from ass updates competition but discord shows up

[phi-guy]

AND HERE'S TUMBLR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[jackiefour]

Okay, so according to this post, @staff says they're listening to us, so...

Sound off, Tumblr! How do you feel about the latest update to the reblog and notes?

Hate it. 👎

Like it. 👍

Voting ended onMar 19

No nuance. Go ahead and reblog the crap out of this.

[ourskiesaboveus]

actually, caesar was stabbed 60 times. it just looked like 23 because, after the tumblr update,

[iamthemushroom]

This joke is so much funnier when you see the update

[ourskiesaboveus]

actually, caesar was stabbed 60 times. it just looked like 23 because, after the tumblr update,

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[dogpuppy]

[logorrhea5mip]

Sorry for the bad photo quality, Tumblr doesn't like posts this long.

[gigglepuffpixie]

do you love the color of one dead oil executive?

[isuggestrevolution]

i suggest using this lovely color more than once

[iamthemushroom]

I remember doing a project on how cutting beef could lower the carbon emssions of americans. I love how they teach propaganda in schools

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[ghstbusting]

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

[northirish]

Today's shitpost is cancelled. Everyone gets an extra ten minutes to play outside instead

[iamthemushroom]

FUCK

[iamthemushroom]

I think its kind of fucked how we stopped talking about the ukriane and russia war.

Like its still happening, but all of U.S. media is just like ignoring it

[libraryleopard]

Are you ever just constantly struck by how women are not allowed to have body hair in film or TV

[iamthemushroom]

Wait... women are real?

... what the fuck

[juicymori]

[severeannoyance]

Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.

[whereserpentswalk]

Cannibalism isn't even inherently immoral. It's just something people find disgusting.