i take a potato chip.........AND I EAT IT

 Brooklin, 24, anime and bucky barnes trash

[s4dbunn1]

I hate realizing that this is it. this is life. I only get one chance and I’m spending it crying over food, hurting myself and unable to get out of bed some days.

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[dewdneym]

who builds a city inside a volcano?

[faggo-tron-prime]

Bad bitches with style next question

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[lionfloss]

Boar Family by Vitaly Poluektov

[ghirahims-left-shoe]

stardew valley: once per day you can kiss your spouse and get some energy back

me: that's absolutely adorable. anyway watch as I kiss my wife bye every morning when I leave the house immediately after waking up

[the2headedcalf-archive]

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

[urlocalchangeling]

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

[generic-dumb-bitch]

[tundrakatiebean]

[dorothygale]

[gingernutsenthusiast]

@filmnoirsbian

[pattinsonsupremacy]

OKAY I LOVE THIS

[tommyswiseau]

[farmlesbians]

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

[yenneferblog]

ANYA CHALOTRA  For The Observer (December, 2021) Photographed by Kristina Varaksina

[wuggen]

Interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild

[toastbutteregg]

@beyonce adopt me

[farmside-deactivated20251226]

my proposal for humans 2.0

wings

detachable tits

better knees

ears that you can turn on and off

[solardrake]

[solardrake]

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poruvoron]

ending the year with the anemo fam ~! 🍃

[fallingtowers]

the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop

[fallingtowers]

reblog to make your followers unclench their jaws and be painfully aware of the fact that they’re actively unclenching thier jaws

[fallingtowers]

please make this post go viral i need it to show up constantly in my activity feed thereby reminding me to relax my jaw