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My dad used to say that the only men who are adamant about their female sexual partners being virgins before them and obsessed with women having low body counts are men who are extremely bad in bed and are afraid of their female sexual partners having anything to compare it to and the ability to recognize that sex is supposed to be good and that particular guy is not good. Which I believe to be true but it was a bizarre yet insightful bit of sex ed to get as a teenager.

byjove

Sherlock Holmes is a perfectly normal autistic guy with a roommate who is deeply perplexed by him.

absolutejamer

Sherlock Holmes demonstrates a remarkably sophisticated understanding of stimulant usage in neurodivergent individuals

hyenaswine

based based based based based based based based based based based based

charaznablescanontoyota

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

ryannorth

much to consider

innerchildabortionclinic

I don't watch many shows so I thought this was about regular doctors at first and was willing to agree with the post. You just never know in healthcare

parkchanwoohoo

I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

dumbdoegirl

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

paperandpencilsandskips

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

psychomaniac14

well first off, pokemon would be real

paperandpencilsandskips

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

at-the-end-of-all

school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????

at-the-end-of-all

“oh it’s to prepare you for the workplace” okay. i don’t think any workplace should be dictating what you can and can’t do with your body either and i think it’s strange to decide to teach children that their body is not their own

tlirsgender

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

tlirsgender

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

abortionado

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

throo

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

smithsonian-official

tumbleweeds are such an interesting plant. oh i need to spread my seed so im going to run around for a while on my once in a lifetime adventure

boccher

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

dogpuppy

do-not-u-dare

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

do-not-u-dare

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?