andie

Twenty-six years of age. Married. Texas. Two cats (Pi 6 yrs, Mercury 1 yr). RIP Shadow, 12 yrs. I am trash. I also have an aesthetic blog called leather-and-coffee.

[elvhenfaer]

REALLY IMPORTANT PSA

THE 52 HERTZ WHALE HAS A FRIEND.

HE IS NOT THE LONELIEST WHALE IN THE WORLD.

MARINE SCIENTISTS HEARD TWO 52 HERTZ CALLS WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF ONE ANOTHER OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA.

I REPEAT: HE HAS A FRIEND. SOMEONE CALLED BACK.

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[luimnigh]

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

[iamyourfoolsgold]

Rain or shine, #DashOn. https://www.instagram.com/p/CPZ4KEnDtHa/?utm_medium=tumblr

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[mysharona1987]

[speakandsmile-deactivated202311]

worst movie trope is when the weird girl gets a makeover. fuck you. fuck off. i hate you.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

more movies where the weird girl befriends the popular girl and the popular girl gets a weird makeover

[bonerfart]

[bittylildragon]

galwednesday: #imagine being a clairvoyant cafe owner and using your powers to prank former child star Macaulay Culkin #the culmination of years of work #at last the prophecy is fulflled

[charli-xcx]

TESSA THOMPSON & BRIE LARSON ACE Comic Con Panel, 2019

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-jade-palace]

[kryptidkae]

every day i think about how i accidentally outed myself in high school by showing my friends a sweet text from my “boyfriend” that read something along the lines of “good morning, i love you, i know you’re going to the beach with your friends today so be sure to wear sunscreen” and they thought that was too nice of a thing for a man to ever say to a romantic partner so they figured out that my “boyfriend” was a woman. the bar is in the earth’s core

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

Every time I see that post that’s something like “weird, but technically not a sin,” I think about being seven or eight years old and bawling to the priest that I had scaled the walls of the pantry in my home like a spider monkey in order to eat all of the cookies that my parents had naïvely hidden on the top shelf to keep me from getting into them and wailing that I was a hopeless criminal and hearing just dead silence on the other side of the little wall.

[hislittleflower-throughconcrete]

#the priest was definitely trying not to laugh

[notnecessari]

I’m not saying that going to the fullmetal alchemist cafe would solve all my problems but...

[geneticist]

Candy-eating French Bees - Bees in France eating sugar from a nearby M&M factory began producing blue honey

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

[cowboy-garfield]

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

[fandomthesickness]

God damn my soul 😂

[whitepeopletwitter]

[asleepinawell]

[themaarika]

a day in the life

this was a collab with @asleepinawell who wrote this comic