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fruithalo

women be

having undiagnosed adhd

thisaspamlmfaoo-deactivated2018

Yes but it’s cute

adhighdefinition

cute?!

(x)

I don’t think ‘cute’ is the right term to use here…

ibrokethecrayons

i havent been on tumblr in like two years but like this is me as FUCK im pretty sure i have ADHD, tumblr must be reading my got damn brainwaves

toastweasel

Okay folks. May 4th and Wear Glitter For Carrie Fisher is coming up. Whatever you do DO NOT PUT CRAFT GLITTER ON YOUR FACE/NEAR YOUR EYES. It’s cheap, yes, but craft glitter can scratch your corneas. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye from infection.

Use cosmetic glitter instead. It’s smaller and is made round instead of hexagonal, giving it a smaller chance of scratching your eyes if it gets in. Here’s a tutorial that explains the difference between craft and cosmetic glitter, and how to best apply cosmetic glitter. You can buy glittery things specially designed for your face and body from Lush, NYX, Sephora, and Ben Nye, just to name a few.

Space mom would want you to be safe. Go forth and wear glitter (safely)!

EDIT: Wet and Wild also has glitter stuff that can be picked up at Walmart and Target for about a dollar USD!

lyjerria

always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

the-verdant-weirdo

✓ unnecessary negativity ✓ bitterness

jumpingjacktrash

i have a suggestion

just in case anyone was thinking about bombing trump tower or lighting it on fire or something, how about instead you throw paint balloons at the ground floor windows every day

just every single day forever

because cleaning off the paint then becomes a 24/7 job that is super obvious to everyone in the vicinity

and the trumples will freak the fuck out and act like it’s the same as bombing the fucking thing, which is hilarious and embarrassing for everyone else

it will be demanded that the police make it staaaaaaaahp like it’s this huge goddamn deal and the police will be like oh my god stop wasting my time this is excruciating

plus it’s really easy to just have different people do it at different times of day and if you do get caught oh well it’s a misdemeanor vandalism charge, pay a fine and go home

tell me you can’t find 365 people who would cop to a vandalism fine for the privilege of driving merkin von bankrupt absolutely batshit with impotent fury

just an idea

poutylilpixie-deactivated201807

#aesthetic

lesbiantiana

someone: *hates Pearl*

me: DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT

ajansingx-deactivated20231211

spongebob fandom wild af

schnappchat

aaaand i made a compilation of my favorite cat vines

#cats #video

tealesbian

November 8th, 2016 or as i like to call it

the biggest and longest panic attack of the year

soft-butch-cassidy

i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this rock miserable and making other people miserable. the sun is going to blow up and we’re all gonna die someday. make the most of what time you do have. use the fine china for taco night and microwave lunch. smell the flowers. tell a stranger they are beautiful.