me @ me: chill

i contribute very little. 90% of what you see is queued. yes that is tom hanks.

[mlyan]

the friend group

[krokminox]

How did Gerald bag such a baddie

[sheepyboo]

Peeta’s Confession

[mr-heeler]

This is amazing!

https://twitter.com/adacom_official/status/1564544191438688257?t=PLc_h_nuL4c8glwOo6C4IA&s=19

[princessrainy]

I AM THINKING ABOUT THE IRL HEELER HOUSE

[punpkinpi]

[corantus]

that one scene from the simpsons

[nevver]

Emma Bers (because)

[mousenemy]

[angelicguy]

i enjoy it when girls play the sims on dogshit laptops at 10 fps because i love chaos

[angelicguy]

my sister would try and play the sims 3 on her macbook air and it sounded like a fucking boeing 737 getting ready to take off

[roboco-san]

back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval

[fishareglorious]

I love this post so much

[undead-puppetry]

[roguerigatoni-deactivated202211]

Thank you for all your love on my first art of 14!!! Here’s more bc i already love him and I am going to be shocked when he inevitably is not wearing this outfit.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

unpopular opinion as a naturalist but I have to say…. I don’t care for birders.

I mean I like birds! actual birds! I like to see and learn about them and I’m glad they’re here! but every time a birder comes in and wants to talk to me I know I am going to have a bad time because birders are the meanest haughtiest most persistent motherfuckers in the nature enthusiast infraorder. they are the Terminators of hikers. they come into my life at the crack of dawn and berate me for my failures. they linger and they loiter and they stand staring at me in through the windows before we open, hungry with anticipation. they scoff when I cannot identify the unmistakable sound of a nuthatch cloaca flapping in the wind from the sound of a rosefinch farting in the breeze. they cluster around me also. they whistle. they lie in wait and they squint at the treetops. I wish that they would not assail me in their greed for birdsign.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

birders will leap out of you from the shroud of morning mist and subject you to their ruthless tests by which they measure your worth. fail to provide a satisfactory answer to their bird knowledge and admit that birds are simply not your speciality and they will feel entitled to draw your blood.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you can go above and beyond in customer service and break out a dozen field guides and be as polite and accommodating as though you were waiting upon a visiting dignitary and birders will just sneer down their noses at you and tell you that you don’t deserve your job because your bird knowledge is limited to raptors and owls and not songbirds

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[mac-mcdonald]

im sorry but these scenes with wayne & dogs really fucking get to me i love him so much i’d DIE for this fucking hick

[tallahasseemp3]

[thisismyideaofhumor]

I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.

Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans

[okayneat]

was unwilling to accept this outright so i checked etymonline and, truly:

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