Sometimes I'm Almost Funny

23 years old. Issa nurse.

[howdoyoulikethemeggrolls]

[ghouloriented]

@weirdchristmas

[weirdchristmas]

Reposting this so that everyone who liked it can find me. THIS IS ALL I POST! Come, friends, follow the weirdness…

[darkwingduck]

I have several questions, but I suspect most of them can be answered with “because Victorians.”

[unicornempire]

I think my favorite has to be the live root vegetables.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[aura-lee]

You squeeze by me on the train and all you hear is “ᵇᵒᶦⁿᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍThhhhdDdDdDdDdDd”

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

[joelwards-deactivated20170219]

[gingersofficial]

He looks like Shawn Mendez but like… a top

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

THAT COMMENT PUT ME IN COMA! FS:DKFHS:KHF:SDKHF:!

[zacefronsbf]

[garlic-slut]

This is what happens when the gays know about sports…

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

Omg his töppleganger

[princepeach]

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[mediumsizedboy]

[someboredloser]

*touches the soil* Something terrible happened here.

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

This is cursed land.

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[toastbutteregg]

this hit home

[eternallybutthurt]

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

[jaimeedarling]

hmmm... there's probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this...

i get that they're not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what's going to happen to you, and you can't breathe. 🤷‍♀️

[itsaruse]

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the 'ladder' method. Also, it's a fish. It never knows what's going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

[bacon-dragon]

"a mammal"

[airportrunwaymodel]

Bottoms at the nude beach be like…

[ohhaicody-deactivated20200724]

Omg.

[spicy-boise]

My friend makes these and I’m so proud of him

[cutiepiesub]

Rough sex on the kitchen counter? Yes please

[potatobegaming]

Me cleaning the kitchen counter after

[celine-deyonce]

[wrnbrn]

[ddemonboy]

[songsofwaterandnight]

“Zoinks Scoob! It’s like I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the g-g-g-g-ghosts!”

[localtiktoks]

[heartgemsona]

[theglasschild]

“Does the sun ask itself, ‘Am I good? Am I worthwhile? Is there enough of me?’ No, it burns and it shines. Does the sun ask itself, ‘What does the moon think of me? How does Mars feel about me today?’ No it burns, it shines. Does the sun ask itself, ‘Am I as big as other suns in other galaxies?’ No, it burns, it shines.”

— Andrea Dworkin, Our Blood

[retrogamingblog]

when you buy a bootleg pokemon game on ebay

[loqueesha]

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

[votee-for-pedro]

either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀

[loqueesha]

And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌

[loqueesha]

Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn

[navigaero]

those mosquitos letting my hole HAVE it

[im-the-batmann]

[thickness-protection-program]

Malaria looking at y'all’s mosqussies like

[loqueesha]

Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!

[thickness-protection-program]

[that-twink-over-there]

[c-bassmeow]

[cvncercrew]

ooooOOOOOHOOHOOOOHOooo he’s in a little cAR