[plantsoul]

[veryfunnymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[back-that-sass-up]

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

[raepritewrites]

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

[back-that-sass-up]

god I hope you work in the medical field

[blizzardphobe]

i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time

but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual

its racism plain and simple

[animatedandshort]

[alwaysfob]

tumblr slowly turning into club penguin. soon they’re gonna delete your blog if you swear 3 times in a row

[naiveasf]

LOL

[niyarest]

violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards

[niyarest]

love handles are full of love you tepid fools that’s why they’re called that

[niyarest]

all thunder thighs are blessed by the thunder god thor die mad about it

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

do not do this

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

[shoren18]

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

[jrkaplonski]

Needed this today.

[animate-mush]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

[autisticxprowl-deactivated20201]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

[esxctvyhbkjlfvsdv-deactivated20]

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

[agrande-news]

[all-about-zack]

I feel attacked

[new-state-of-manny]

mother?

[crazyshitisay]

[beowulfs-booty-call]

Me listening to this waiting for the light to come and give back everything this hellsite stole.

[bob-belcher]

R.I.P. Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

[ben-locked]

What a legacy your fun created. 💗

[pochowek]

[unbotheredmuse]

[pettydavis]

this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

[biff-donderglutes]

60 weeks of DBT group in one tweet

[frikiskrew]

[obesecamels]

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

[nimbusyosh]

You can do ALL SORTS of fun stuff with a 18 Dex

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

[garbagethatissentient-deactivat]

Sources?

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”