professional silly :3

Any pronouns :] Mun of @wildmon-rehabilitation

[icantbelieveitsnotbonka]

Howdy do!!!!

I’ve finally decided to bite the bullet and make a personal account I’ll actually use, so welcome to the show! I’m your host, Bonka, it’s a pleasure to greet you!!! I use he/him pronouns, and I’m pansexual :D

My other accounts are: @wildmon-rehabilitation & @level-one-goblin (which is just about abandoned, I don’t think I’ve gone on that account in like, a year)

I’ll be posting about pretty much anything, but as far as fandoms go, I am mentally unwell about!!!

Pokémon!

Boarding Party campaigns (Pokémon d&d and Riftkin. Go on YouTube. Watch them. Please.)

Bungo Stray Dogs!

Moon Knight!

Gachiakuta!

As far as fandoms don’t go, I also like:

Birds/Birdwatching!

Cults!

The Cold War!

I’ll probably post about other stuff too, since I usually hop from fandom to fandom really quickly :3

(just a little more info abt me and the blog under the cut!!)

I am a minor!!!! If you don’t want to interact with minors, steer clear of this blog please and thank you ^_^

Asks are always open, I love hearing from people in my inbox :D

If you’re coming over from my rotomblr blog, I apologize for the inactivity 😭😭😭 this will not change anytime soon, but I do apologize

Thats about it!!! Enjoy gandering at my ramblings, and have a nice day!!!

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[indigosfindings]

spotify is such a joke what do you MEAN listening to a playlist in order is a Premium Feature

[indigosfindings]

oh ok and there's a daily limit on the number of songs you can choose to play? wow thats cool. is there a reason nobody's been assassinated for this

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

Probably because the people that would care about that at this point dropped Spotify a while ago

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[icantbelieveitsnotbonka]

PARAGUAY KILL THEM

[icantbelieveitsnotbonka]

This guy came up pretty close today! Even sat there long enough I could get a picture

there’s so many birds (especially these red-winged blackbirds) out here I’ve been THOROUGHLY enjoying myself.

[zoehcomedy]

watching the World Cup and we keep getting ads for other fox programming and I’m halfway convinced that the only people who watch this game show The Quiz with Balls are either doctor’s offices or over 65

[todaysbird]

breakfast together

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[shithowdy]

truly at a loss for words right now. i was on an extremely popular trail but there was absolutely no one else in sight. the silence was almost profound. i glanced off the boardwalk to my left and there it was, looking at me. i snapped my photos in disbelief and looked around, hoping for anyone else to show up, to share. no one?? for several minutes?? it turned away into the bushes, my little secret. soon after, people began to pass by again. i feel like i saw a unicorn.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[porterr-robinson]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

[davidxn]

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

[formulatrash]

This is the single funniest video on the Internet

[mindspell]

and for my next trick i will memorize 800 years of history in one afternoon

[luguuuu]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[toshio]

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

[misfit-freaks]

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

[femmeslash]

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

[femmeslash]

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to live this far west holy shitttttttttt

[xlayuu]

how i feel posting on tumblr waiting for the same six people to like it