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Do you know what I want to see in the next Avengers : Doomsday? Peter getting ADOPTED by the Thunderbolts*. Plus he already knows Bucky and him and Yelena would be so very best friends. Like, it's sort of... A familiar place for Peter and a new kid for the others. Yelena would be like : ''Oh yea, my two kids. Meet Bob and Peter. Разве они не милые? (‹- translation by Google translate) Marvel please I'm begging on my knees I need to see it happen

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The new Spiderman movie is gonna be like :

Bruce (while talking with his new student, Peter, for the ''first'' time) : And you are?

Peter : Suicidal.

Bruce :

Peter :

Bruce :

Peter : Oh, you meant my name. Eum- I'm Peter

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Werewolf Teddy au :

Teddy was laying on the ground the way he always did after a full moon, covering the new scratches on his skin, not daring to glance at his hands, fearing the blood that was already covering them. But this time it was worse. So much worse. It wasn't just little cuts that now covered his skin the way the stars covered the sky (that's how his grandma told him to view it). He was bleeding out on the grass, in the garden. The Potter's garden. Shit. The Potter's couldn't

just find him like that on the grass. They'd know. Would they ever view him the same? What would Ginny think? Or Harry? And what about James or Albus? They were still young, they'd be so scared of him if they knew. Merlin, what if Lily came to know? He knew what she'd think: he was a monster. But could he ever blame her? It's not like she'd be wrong. But he didn't want to lose his sister. His little baby sister. That was how he viewed her. Not that he didn't like the others, James was so fun to hang out with, and Albus was a really good listener when Teddy had to talk to someone and always gave him good advice. But his bond with Lily was special. They had a connection that only two siblings could have had. They were siblings, from different mothers, sure, but still siblings. He got up, or at least tried to. Pain hit him before he could at least sit up. Teddy was pinned to the ground by his own fucking body. He couldn't open his eyes, but he could feel the sun's warmth on his face. He tried, again, to get up. Slowly, he turned on his back. That's when he felt it. Something over him. Warm, soft. A blanket, the one Harry got about three weeks ago. He left it on the couch yesterday. Teddy remembered that. His heart started beating faster than it already was, blood and a somewhat of adrenaline rushing through his veins. This time, he managed to sit up. When he opened his eyes, he was immediately blinded by the sun's light. He waited a few seconds before looking around him, eyesight still blurry from the pain and the loss of hemoglobin of last night. He was still covering his scar, it stopped bleeding but it still hurt like hell. His heart stopped when he looked down. Lily. Asleep on the grass right next to him, her red hair falling on her face while she rested next to him, her harm under her head.

''Lily!'' Teddy called out before he could stop himself. ''Lily, you alright?! Did I- Are you hurt?!''

Lily opened her eyes, slowly.

''Mmngh... What is it?''

She looked up at Teddy, a sort of realization slowly appearing on her face. She knew. She'd seen him last night. She knew what he was. A monster.

''Teddy! You're alright? Did your injury heal? You were bleeding out, I tried to stop the blood from leaving but I think I fell asleep. What about the other? Did he leave?''

''What other? What- what happened?''

Were you hurt was the only question Teddy could think about.

'' There was another like you, a werewolf. You guys were fighting and I needed water so I went downstairs and got water and I saw you fighting here and you were kind of loosing and I didn't know what to do and then he sort of bit you and you were like really bleeding and so I ran to the garden with mum's broom and I tried to hit him with it and igotsortascratchedbutimokayareyouakay?''

Teddy and Lily looked at each other for a bit before bursting out laughing (Lily more than Teddy). When they called down, Teddy felt... Different. Less of a monster.

''So... When were you gonna tell us that you're a werewolf?'' Asked Lily. The question sounded genuine, curious. She wasn't blaming him or anything. Just asking.

''Dunno.'' Teddy answered truthfully.

''Does it hurt?''

''Sometimes.''

''You were so cool fighting off the other.''

''How did you know which one I was?''

''You had some blue fur.''

''Oh, well...''

Teddy's eyes landed on his sister's hand. A scar. An alarm went off in his brain.

''Did I...?'' He couldn't finish.

The redhead looked at him for a second, then followed his glaze. She understood before Teddy had to finish the sentence.

''No. It was the other.''

''Oh... Okay.''

Teddy was so tired. He lay down, getting in the same position he woke up in. It hurt less, he consastated.

Lily looked at Teddy for a moment. He fell back into sleep faster than she thought. She looked at the new scare on her hand. She thought about how the other werewolf had run off. About how ''Teddy'' turned back to her, slowly. How the sun was rising behind him and blinded her. How he sprinted in her direction and attacked before fainting and turning back to normal.

She wouldn't tell him. She knew he'd blame himself forever. She'd take that secret to the grave. That was her's. Her scare, her secret.

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ALBUS : Dad, would you still love me if I was gay?

HARRY : Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was Albus Dumbledore, and he was probably the gayest man I ever knew.

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Scorbus Headcanon :

Albus lied about having a crush on Delphini.

Whenever Albus was asked about how it was going with the girls at Hogwarts, he'd say he wasn't really into these kinds of things or that he wasn't looking for any sort of romantic relationship at the moment. Of course he knew his family would accept him for who he was but he didn't even accept his self back then. And when Scorpius would start talking about Rose and when he'd tell him that one day he'd understand. That one day he'd find the right girl. Albus swore himself to never let anyone know the truth about his feelings. And right after this promise comes Delphini, definitely not his type but still pretty cool. That's when at the next family dinner, Albus tells Charlie about his ''crush'' on that girl he met a few days ago, that's when George overhears the conversation. That's when he tells Molly who gets a little over excited and starts saying how Albus took off his mother and that he should tell them more about that lucky girl.

And then he tells Scorpius.

But that was when Scorpius started to think that they were a little closer than friends.

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Guess who just got a new hyperfixation y'all

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Canon I fear 😞

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No one :

Creelby :

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I just made this. Tought it would fit them