[nevver]

[doobler2]

[wrenchswango]

im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

[phillip-bankss]

[squiddens]

[barry-thelich]

griffin got me fucked up

[dacelio]

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

[stillhereunfortunately]

mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him

[stillhereunfortunately]

[earlgreytea68]

I have been laughing uncontrollably over this for, like, 20 minutes. I can’t stop watching it and laughing. 

[justgot1]

Ok so I immediately had to Google “Ali hit by bus” which was autocompleted to “…is he ok” so I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who felt compelled to check, and I found the following:

So you should all be glad to know that Ali was ok and the sub crawl was only delayed by two hours and then continued. 😂 😂 . Man. Nothing stops a party in Glasgow.

[earlgreytea68]

I’m glad to know he’s okay so I feel better about the fact that I have been laughing all day just *thinking* of this and I just re-watched it again and laughed until I cried I CANNOT. 

[acoolguy]

i don’t anyone to say RIP at my funeral the only thing i wanna hear is GG

[ripjaws]

when your friends don’t put you out when you’re on fire and you die

[thebutchers]

(x)

[bicth69]

when ur son is about to run into a hedge

[dontgigglesherlock]

Hey America,

Don’t fuck shit up tomorrow at the election by letting Trump win, because not only you have to live with the consequences, unfortunately the rest of the world have to live with them too. 

Sincerely, A concerned and slightly terrified European.

[prettyokcowchopblog]

[thebutchers]

(x / x)

[icantseecece]

Me to myself: wow your music taste is so good

[brazenbarbie-deactivated2019080]

Kill the idea that every tattoo needs a meaning

[ssohhvc]

[passivd]

[ x ]

[wizardlymagicks]

Fun war fact: There’s more crashed planes at the bottom of the ocean than there are crashed submarines in the sky.

Jeremy Dooley (Lil’ J)