Oh yeah, some more for y'all (QUICK TW!! Literally all of these quotes are said by 12-17 year olds. They're gonna be unhinged, and some of them may be a bit offensive if you squint. There are also mentions of suicide, WW2, domestic abuse, & homophobia. None of it is meant in malicious intent, middle/highschoolers just don't have a filter)
Nico: "You aren't invited to my Serbia themed birthday party"
Will: "His weakness is being a liberal"
Nico: "They need to raise the price of monsters dawg I’m buying it every minor inconvenient assignment"
Leo: "It's okay, I can say that, my cousin's autistic"
Piper: "I submitted five page Genshin smut to my creative writing teacher, got an A+, and said "I can imagine the characters saying this"
Leo: "I love Batman, he's my baby girl"
Percy: "Batman would adopt spiderman the MINUTE he found out he's an orphan with superpowers"
(The next three are from the same convo)
Leo: "God is always with us"
Annabeth: "I thought you were a scientologist"
Leo: "Oh- Uh I mean our glorious diety, he is always with us. I mean- Uh They- They/Them is always with us"
Magnus (I know he isn't, but I feel like he would say this) "Oh yeah!! You thought, you thought you could discriminate against me because I'm straight"
IDK HELP??: "The people who weren't Nazis in Germany were the minority, and were they wrong??"
Random Hermes Kid: "I wrote the poem 'The Raven', and cut out the last two lines because my dad died, Edgar literally copied me"
Percy (Before his amnesia wearied off): "Who's Leo, who's Annabeth??? I'm a Gemini??"
Will: "That's like colonization, and that's kinda wrong" - *This was said in an actual PF debate in Speech & Debate)
Alex: "We'll like cut open their brains and go "Why is it rainbow in there??" - My friend watching me read Webtoon
Leo: "I am Kanye West's campaign president"
Leo: "What's it called? PRIDE and prejudice?" - My friend after asking what my book was about and I said "Gay people"
Alex: "I need her to get diagnosed with seasonal depression, it's BAD"
Lester: "There's no way anyone in this story is straight" - My friend talking about Jackson's Diary
*The next three are in the same convo)
Annabeth: "Nevertheless is a conjunctive adverb-"
Leo: "Do you want to know the three most prideful words in the English language? Gay, Homosexual, Nevertheless."
Any demigod coming from a house with a different belief system: "I'm like a bisexual when it comes to religion"
Piper: "I was having social anxiety over Ao3"
Percy: "Burning question: do bi ppl exist irl?😭💀 or is it just me💀"
Leo: "And on the 3rd day, God created homosexuals"
Percy: "If I took AP or IB, which one would colleges think are more sexy?" - (I have to emphasize that this was TO A TEACHER.)
Leo: "Math is like a dystopian society"
Piper: "boys are supposed to ruin your lipstick, not you mascara”
Leo: *Touches his friend* "Now you have an STD"
Gabe: "I downloaded an AI girlfriend app and started beating women"
(The next two are in the same convo)
Leo: "Brodie, let's makeout together under the sunset"
Piper talking about Percy: "Saw a guy earlier go to serve in volleyball and yell out to his girlfriend "this one's for you!" then proceed to serve the ball straight into the net"
Leo (Ifykyk): "He's in LOVE with superman?!? And I'm not judging, I am too"
(The next two are in the same convo)
Frank: "What's your 6th & 7th period?"
leo: "Beatboxing" *Proceeds to beatbox so horriblly, eminem could make a distract to it*
Nico: "Never thought they could make suicide hot, but here we are"
Frank: "My birthday wish is being Amish"
(The next two are in the same convo)
Percy: "And you have crendle disorder" (Talking about the character from clarence)
Nico: "You're not allowed to say that word Infront of me anymore :("
Piper: "Literally every man in a 200 mile radius is the reason I'm not bisexual"
Some hermes camper probably: "Spider-Man makes me jerk"
