❝jacks❞

Some may call this junk, me? I call them treasure.

[lezclaypool]

I am your secretaryuh

[arcticlee]

I have never laughed harder

[straightwhiteboystexting]

bvnnykvlt

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

[stoflostcauses]

[hardstoplucas1]

Teachers basically be telling you that you’re failing a test while you’re taking the test

[not-the-face]

[douubles]

god gave me two hands so i can grab both tiddies at the same time

[shigraki]

[prozdvoices]

when you think you’re an expert after watching a TV cooking competition

[unfortunately-awake]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[carnival-phantasm]

[mojang-officialer]

cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

[thesatiristslovesong-deactivate]

i am gonna do it

[thesatiristslovesong-deactivate]

don’t do this

[whateversuitsmyfancy]

HERES THE VID OF IT V

[rebelrhee]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

BDSM

b= bein nice

d= de good times you have with the ones you love

s= seeing your family and friends

m= making sure your future is bright

[roystory4]

[oregamo]

[theweirdwideweb]