Eat The Strawberries

🍓This is for gay shit 🍓 IMakeMyselfLol on AO3

[brianenoshypnotherapist]

jesus christ. surviving is not enough. you have to eat the strawberries and paint and cook an absurdly delicious dinner. thanks zombie show

[icecavekisses]

[icecavekisses]

The Chaperone (17410 words) by IMakeMyselfLol Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Pluribus (TV 2025) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Carol Sturka/Zosia, Helen/Carol Sturka Characters: Carol Sturka, Zosia (Pluribus) Additional Tags: Zosia works for Carol's publisher AU, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Depressed Carol Sturka, Zosia Is A Carol Fan, Carol Sturka Needs a Hug, Is Zosia Technically An Employee - Yes, But Also That Could Be Hot, Carol's Loneliness vs Zosia's Longtime Secret Crush, Stursia Pilled, Slow Burn, Angst, Missing Helen Hours, Carol Is An Asshole, Canon-Typical Behavior, Discussions of Homophobia Summary: The Others Press assigns relatively new hire Zosia to act as chaperone to their best selling author, Carol Sturka, on her upcoming book tour, which is a first for both of them. She's meant to keep her happy, on schedule, and on script. Should be easy. They neglect to inform her that a) Carol used to have a manager that did this before, and b) that manager was her wife. Her only-a-couple-months-dead wife. It's about to be the tour of a lifetime…

[icecavekisses]

Me 🤝 Both Marks: gotta be with my girl

[icecavekisses]

Me 🤝 Both Marks: gotta be with my girl

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[tired-biscuit]

(bangs fist on table) i want him sweaty, whimpering, overstimulated, moaning, sniffling, twitching, squirming, whining, gasping, bucking his hips, drooling, begging (swipes papers onto the floor)

NOW

[phoenix27884]

Yes, please.

[flowergrenades]

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

[icecavekisses]

I’m yours, no matter that love’s gone we just see it shining, we’ve travelled very far - Star by Mitski

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

You know what you are? What am I?

[brotherconstant]

GERRI KELLMAN in CHIANTISHIRE

[icecavekisses]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The girls that get it, get it 🫡

[trashmuth]

too many emotions

[gerri-roman]

gerri’s reaction to kendall inspired by this gifset

[i-heart-scully]

Talder bloopers 😌

[saphiiiic]

*slams fist on table*

THIS IS GAY YOUR HONOR!!