sleepless beauty.

rosalie ice cold barbie hale

[rosaliesgolden]

sometimes I think about Rosalie’s little smile when Bella says something funny 🥺

[emokingeddie]

[angelavweber-deactivated2021111]

this is of course a very healthy coping mechanism

[chuckesmee]

Random forks high school student overhearing Bella and Edward talking in the cafeteria about eating dirt and how he can read minds.

[twilight-promscene]

“edward i thought you said she was perfect”

[twilightlesbian-deactivated2023]

edward: what's a thot?

bella: it means a thoughtful person

[later]

edward, smiling: thank you for helping me carlisle. you're such a thot

carlisle, with emmett and bella wheezing in the background: im a what

[edwardsvirginity]

I love esme’s casual “hope you like italian!” when bella shows up at the cullen house for the first time as if the Momest Person In Existence didn’t grill edward for every single detail of his port angeles date with bella, find out they went to an italian restaurant, and base a whole meal around the only genre of food she knows the girl eats. “hope you like italian” smh I SEE YOU ESME

[yeehaw-vampire]

Alice comes into the Cullen family meeting like, “Bella is my best friend! I love her too and no one here is going to kill her to keep our vampire secrets!” And Jasper doesn’t even blink at the fact that he knows they’ve never had a single shared word. One second he’s like “I’ll murder this girl myself” and the next he’s just like “Yeah, ok, no one kills the Swan girl bc she’s Alice’s best friend. We must protect her at all costs.”

[alicegotthestrap]

esme was the one who told him he could play in the fridge

[shittytwilightaus]

for the rest of her life anytime bella sees a worm there’s a part of her that goes “look bella look it’s a worm” in a perfect imitation of eric’s voice

[yeehaw-vampire]

Edward seems like the type to pretend to be human when he’s alone, so it really doesn’t add up that he didn’t have a bed in the Cullen house. He probably sits around drawing freckles back onto his face, with the thermostat on 98°, then lays there in the dark with his eyes shut pretending to sleep, and pouring Visine in his eyes when he’s sad so he can feel like he’s crying. He acted like that pizza he ate for Bella was awful, but he secretly liked it.

[kaquiche]

@twilight-promscene STOOOPPPP

[yeehaw-vampire]

Edward is basically just a less fashionable vampire version of Cher from Clueless (which itself is a retelling of Emma by Jane Austen sooo ya).

They both have lawyer dads, credit cards with ridiculously high limits, zero luck at dating, and think hooking up with a “step sibling” is totally normal.

A selection of super Edward-y moments:

[volturialice]

happy 15th anniversary to the meadow scene

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[twilightisgaynow]

edward: oh cool a new kid time to read her mind

bella’s impenetrable mind:

edward:

bella’s impenetrable mind:

edward:

bella’s impenetrable mind:

edward: 

[alicegotthestrap]

carlisle doing his daily check to see which one of his kids is gonna get on his last damn nerve

[bellasredchevy]

edward: i HATE this human bitch!! she’s ruining my life !!

edward, after talking to bella for .2 seconds:

[goaskalicecullen]

Alice: I actually really like Bella! She’s -

Rosalie: She’s WHAT, bitch?