tuesday is coming.

did you bring your coat? 30/tj/she/her

[opossumgirltongue]

do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn

[bedsofrosies]

do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence

[blackpyrefly]

fuUUuf. i'm mumming

[elliespectacular]

Visit Original Link

[experiment41]

the mii facepaint thing is hard

[straycatj]

Oh!

[fairycosmos]

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[dogpuppy]

[cutecipher]

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"

[sluicer]

[icecreammantalks]

injected a hercules beetle with steroids and it threw a cop car into low orbit

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[yanguang]

the cutes..

[mutant-distraction]

A little "Red" potato. Javelina babies are called little Reds because of the reddish cast of their reddish fur, which blackens as they mature

Credit: Sheryl Hester

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[medievaljournalist]

ghoul hearts for dinner again

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

new game

[anphivenas]

Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

[icecreammantalks]

i have a slurpee which basically means that life is so awesome and nothing bad will ever happen again okay?