marissa

sometimes you gotta run before you can walk

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[second-order-simulacra]

[ot3-old]

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

[cosmicgirl420-deactivated201706]

you can’t repeat the past

[hawkeyedriza]

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 19th of may, 2013.

[ot3]

this is my post. do you know how it feels to have this be your post? do you understand the guilt i have to live with knowing this is my post? the weight on my soul as the decade popped into prominence with spanish flu …  2 ! 

do you know how it feels, heritageposts? are any of these heritage posts your own or are you just a curator of human misery? do you know how it feels to live knowing that of anything i’ve ever made, anything i’ve ever said, this has been seen by most people, and this will probably remain the case until i die? for this to be my legacy? can you relate? can you empathize? 

but do you want to know the worst part? the absolute worst part of all of this?

we haven’t even brought back art deco into mainstream prominence. sickening

[bauliya]

the nature of humanity is that friend groups in public being very loud is obnoxious and annoying and need to be more mindful of others but my friend group in public being loud is joyful and lively and everyone giving us looks is a miserable friendless Grinch that needs to appreciate life

[bauliya]

stop being pretentious in the notes and acting like you've never been annoyed by the same behavior u exhibit with your friends <3 nature of humanity is that we're all simultaneously the loud children in the street AND the grumpy annoyed old man who doesn't return footballs

[bauliya]

nature of humanity is that we're all big fat hypocrites! thank you

[ornamentalcabbage]

[emopizzarolls]

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

[9fail]

[tastefullyoffensive]

It's called balance, look it up.

[akumeoy]

the nintendo ds has the best graphics of any video gaming system

[webzone-deactivated20220115]

little known fact: ds stands for “Damn! this Shit looks good!” 

[gorps]

[pewxdiexpie-deactivated20220506]

U・ᴥ・U

[zooophagous]

Heads up pet keepers: zebra mussels have been spotted in Petco Betta Buddy brand moss balls.

If you don't know what zebra mussels are, they're an invasive aquatic species that reproduces incredibly quickly, to the point where it can damage power plant equipment and pipes, and also is a major threat to native mussels as it rapidly outcompetes them. They are a scourge on lakes across the midwest and spread easily on boats or other watercraft thats been exposed to them.

Finding one in a chain pet store item is BAD NEWS. These items are sold across the entire country and this has the potential to be a major spreader event. If you spot a zebra mussel on marimo or on any other aquarium plant please make a report to the relevant wildlife officials so they can be controlled. Do not dispose of any aquarium animal or plant in a waterway.

If we are vigilant, we can help keep our native mussels safe.

[black-culture]

Attention everyone, another young Black woman is MISSING with no news coverage. Her name is Nyrah Barner Curry.

Please share. Please repost. Please help find her.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[lilies-of-the-fields]

[Image ID: tweet from user James Holland, @James7Holland, reading, "Stop everything for 26 seconds and watch this.

Footage, with sound (!), from the surface of another planet.

Just incredible.

End image id]

[Video description: a camera pans over the surface of Mars showing light brown and red rocky land, cracked in some areas, and the body of the robot below. The wind can be heard howling.]

[ironhusband]

Just the power of the “you ride with me” scene. Every acting choice just ruins me. Other lines in the MCU, lines like “till the end of the line”... they’re powerful sure but I don’t remember them except because they’re repeated. I don’t remember the first time the line was said or the significance of the acting choices. But “you ride with me”.... it’s only been said once and I’ll never stop thinking about it. All of the acting choices and pauses and jokes and smiles and hand gestures and the tone of their voices... I think about it all the time. And that’s why “you ride with me” is so powerful. They just did the first scene perfect and trusted the actors to carry the lines, instead of the lines to carry the actors.

[nflstreet]

[dogsuffrage]

Anyway here’s an entire episode of Spongebob as a gif

[memewhore]

[devinellekurtz]

Loosely implying a cat 5