you finally infiltrated the evil team’s base, beat all the grunts and collected the ground items. you enter the final room for a showdown with the leader. they turn around in their seat to face you. it’s theresa may.
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you finally infiltrated the evil team’s base, beat all the grunts and collected the ground items. you enter the final room for a showdown with the leader. they turn around in their seat to face you. it’s theresa may.
tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance
funny, funny article. “ The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence. “
how could you leave out the best part of that wiki entry
Don’t forget this high quality [citation needed]
He (Peter Mandelson) said I had a responsibility to sort it out. I said I had thousands of things to do. He said this is my life, my reputation, my future and you have to grip it because nobody else can. I said this was why I hated my life, because everyone told me only I could grip these things, but how was I to make sense of the conflicting stories..I said I will try, but he had to understand why it was difficult. I had taken the call at Alison’s desk, and it was becoming embarrassing, because there were people walking in and out and he started to sob down the phone, please, please, help. This is my whole life being destroyed and I don’t know why. I have not been wicked. He said he got something wrong, but was it really such a bad mistake? He said he was in there seeing Tony and he hadn’t even marshalled all the facts, then you come in saying you have to have a line for the wretched eleven o’ clock, a bunch of total bastards, and we didn’t have all the facts, hadn’t examined all the facts, and on that basis I am destroyed. You have to believe me, please believe me, I’ve been telling the truth. He said he was desperate. We had pushed him out and he was a dead man.
Peter Mandelson’s desperate phone call to Alastair Campbell following his second resignation, in the Alastair Campbell Diaries.
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She (Fiona Millar) dreams of dog walks and holidays; he (her partner Alastair Campbell) is terrified, he says “of being bored.” This restlessness must be exhausting. Can’t he find inner calm? “He went to yoga once” she sighs. “I’m not taking him again.”
I now need to write a fanfic about the time Alastair Campbell visited a yoga class.
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“Do you know Alastair’s least favourite word in the entire English language?” (his partner Fiona) Millar asks. “Contented. I am contented. The thing he hates.” “You are not fully contented” he says. “Well, it’s quite hard to be living with you.”
An exchange between Alastair Campbell and Fiona Millar, in an interview.
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catching up on the last leg lmao. could’ve done without the tony blair/william hague netflix & chill imagery tbqh but he and gordo made moving statements on the more srs vt. not sure about john major’s “alternative lifestyles” though lmao.
nick & ali c sitting next to each other and wearing the same outfit was a+++ as was ali c’s reactions during ed balls’ gingham style hahaha.
and fuckin ed miliband’s picnic during the anchorman sketch hahaha
me, opening vol 5 of ali c’s diaries: oh boy can’t wait for more of that nulab goss!
ali c: I wasn’t feeling suicidal, in that I wasn’t actively thinking about killing myself, but I was thinking a lot about death, and not feeling that bothered about it, other than how it would affect the family… Fiona asked me if I was OK, and I said yes, and she said no you’re not, I can tell, and when I told her I felt really shit, depressed to the core, she asked what had triggered it, which I didn’t know. It just is. I worked till late.
me:
“This latest bout of depression has gone on close to two weeks now. I could tell Fiona was trying hard to be sympathetic but when Grace told me to snap out of it, I wondered if she had heard that from Fiona. I said it’s not so easy. Grace said it was making everyone feel sad. I said I’m sorry, I know that, but it is hard. I don’t choose to be like this, it just happens. It will pass.”
me:
In my experience there are two types of crazy people: those who are just crazy, and who are therefore dangerous; and those whose craziness lends them creativity, strength, ingenuity and verve. Alastair [Campbell] was of the latter sort. The problem with them is that they can be mercurial, difficult and on occasions erupt with damaging consequences. Above all, you must realise you can’t tame them; you can reason with them, but the thing that makes them different and brilliant is the same thing that means they don’t conform to normal, predictable modes of behaviour.
Tony Blair, A Journey (via garethalteran)
During this trying time for our party I have retreated to reading this fascinating article about Tony Blair’s fashion choices (as you know, I have always defended denim on denim but this…I can’t condone this)
Alastair Campbell interviews his old boss Tony Blair for GQ as we look back on the 20th anniversary of the New Labour landslide and cry 🌹🌹🌹
Tony Blair
By Gemma Levine
Bromide print, 1993