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canon url nerds. stay mad. #antiicesat | icesat1 stans dni

[icesat]

not-icesat doesnt get the reference. {sad noise.} {sad noise.} {sad noise.} bestie please brush up on ur tumblr history how could you not know abt the mushroompost? {eye roll noise.}

I'm allergic to mushrooms 🤧

[icesat]

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

What the fuck does this mean 😂😂🙄

[icesat]

.you just lost The Game

WHAT THE HELL.

[juice-dscp]

.5 reblogs and i tell juno to make a tumblr account

[juice-dscp]

.she said no :(

[icesat]

Building on this! Looks like I'm famous! Any attention is positive attention in my book. Hiiiiiii Juno 😝😚

I know you said you wouldn't be on Tumblr.... but since you seem to know who I am, I just gotta ask... Why do you care so much about me claiming this URL? Jelly much? so weird, so suspicious... 😳🤨🤨

[111-game]

[icesat]

From one canon-url to another, just say you're mad that I grabbed an official satellite and you didn't, sweetie! No need to be passive-aggressive about it 🥱

[111-game]

why would i want one of those URLs anyway? do i look like i want to impersonate someone and then talk shit about them 24/7?

[icesat]

I have all the time in the universe to reform, hun. No reason to start now when I can do it later 🙄🙄

[juice-dscp]

.5 reblogs and i tell juno to make a tumblr account

[juice-dscp]

.she said no :(

[icesat]

Building on this! Looks like I'm famous! Any attention is positive attention in my book. Hiiiiiii Juno 😝😚

I know you said you wouldn't be on Tumblr.... but since you seem to know who I am, I just gotta ask... Why do you care so much about me claiming this URL? Jelly much? so weird, so suspicious... 😳🤨🤨

[111-game]

[icesat]

From one canon-url to another, just say you're mad that I grabbed an official satellite and you didn't, sweetie! No need to be passive-aggressive about it 🥱

[juice-dscp]

.5 reblogs and i tell juno to make a tumblr account

[juice-dscp]

.she said no :(

[icesat]

Building on this! Looks like I'm famous! Any attention is positive attention in my book. Hiiiiiii Juno 😝😚

I know you said you wouldn't be on Tumblr.... but since you seem to know who I am, I just gotta ask... Why do you care so much about me claiming this URL? Jelly much? so weird, so suspicious... 😳🤨🤨

[juice-dscp]

twink

.What The Fuck

[nasa-hubble]

juice getting cyberbullied on the dash. great start to the day

[juice-dscp]

.NOOOOOO

[skinnielegends]

Part 2 of My DSCP Headcanons!!

Jason drinks cactus juice on the daily, if you catch my drift

Jonas/Killian/Rachel is one of my OT3s, but V-ways with Killian in the middle, not O-ways like I usually ship my throuples. I just think it vibes more and J and R competing for K's affection? The Sheer Drama of it all gosh

Voyager 1 auditioned for one of the Titanic movies and got in probably, I don't know, do you think I watch Titanic???

Speaking of films, Dei hates The Bee Movie but loves Ice Age, Despicable Me and Boss Baby. All the Crappy Vintage Children's Animated Film Franchises. Ae viscerally hates good cinema

Casper has issues. Full fledged parental abandonment issues somehow

PRISMA commits tax fraud. Also identity fraud. Actually this is borderline canon, you all just infantilizae it for no reason and forget that it's actually kind of a hardened criminal?

ICESat is straight. There is no way she is sapphic at all. We are anti-ICESat here

Cough cough people shipping red and yellow-orange probes together is so overdone, Please Stop none of your ships make sense cough cough

(That last one wasn't a headcanon. It was a plea for you to get help.)

If I had Rosalind Franklin in a fruit and flower salad as the only fruit and flower, I would send the salad back for being too fruity and flowery.

Chandra listens to classical music, theater tunes and hyperpop. Queen shit, but also peasant shit

[icesat]

icesat is so gay its hurts how do you not see it?????

[icesat]

uh oh

[icesat]

someone for the love of god please hug deep impact

[icesat]

what the hell? is going on? do they never realize the stream is online when this stuff happens? what the hell, tianwen 2... intestines???????

[icesat]

Do they know it's uh. Online??

[icesat]

juno!!! omg!!!! she hasnt been on in forever woowowowoowowowo

[icesat]

yikes didnt think id tune in to a big heaping telescope acting all high and mighty and also a manipulative coward. yucky.

[icesat]

maggie was WHAT now???

[icesat]

ohh my god. oh my god oh my god. theres a virus. in the stream. why arent the mods doing anything???

[skinnielegends]

I can't believe I'm getting into the PRIScourse, but this really does need to be said.

[ID: Two headshots of Princess Bubblegum frrom Adventure Time, Season 7, Episode 1, "Bonnie and Neddy." She's shrugging in the first image. The subtitles read: People get built different. We don't need to figure it out. We just need to respect it.]

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I'm not a big fan of the kidsats, but just let PRISMA be! It isn't like it's some genius mastermind hellbent on making your life harder by using a different name every day. It is probably just trying to have fun, okay? ^^

And you are all wrong about it forgetting who it is and forgetting all its memories, too! Machines have really good memories, it's all stored in their RAM or REM or whatever, I'm not an expert. It's all partitioned there somewhere, however. So it won't be forgetting anything any time soon, especially not something as drastic as itself. It's just different, and that shouldn't matter to us or to anyone. Just respect it.

You don't have to try to understand what it's trying to do, just leave it alone. Let it have fun without having to worry about how its making us feel.