Allison Online

[furryprovocateur]

i'm not into puppy "play". to me it's puppy serious.

[icestationspamda]

[icestationspamda]

Since I got into bluesky like I wanted all along I reckon with this site i'm just gonna once again

fuck right offfff

[reachartwork]

"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

[reachartwork]

yeah sure i'll permanently attach that addition to this image

[dreamofhircine]

It’s *so* true.

[galehive]

i dug ur grave shallow in case u change ur mind down there bro 🤙

[feralclowngirl-deactivated20231]

horny jail? oh nooo don't lock me up with all the other horny girls 👀 i would haaaate that

[icestationspamda]

Hazel nuts? I sure hope she does

[icestationspamda]

you have lost the mandate of heaven, playboy

[moxpunk]

goblin smoking some weed and thinking up three new genders and five different kinds of explosives

[girlballs-archive]

one of the genders is also explosive

[moxpunk-art]

[just-shower-thoughts]

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

[pankendev]

[littlewickedthings]

hanbutvintage

[woodmeat]

y'all ugly

[vated-deactivated20160313]

Eye of the beholder my man

[woodmeat]

behold these nuts g

[blemgoid]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I can’t stop laughing about this

[boocanan]

second tweet in as many weeks to go nuts on tumblr AND twitter…….boocanan brand is global

[juney-blues]

[obsidian-sphere]

The 1922 German release poster for Nosferatu.

[icestationspamda]

ka chow whats poppin fellow weirdos its ya boi Orlok back at it again with the VAMPIRES

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can't barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it's absolutely still being provided. It's grown over the past years so much that these days you can't step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver

[foone]

And just like alcohol during prohibition, it's gotten weirder and stronger during the prohibition.

[foone]

Good: GIF is pronounced with a hard G because it stands for "Graphics Interchange Format"

Bad: JPEG stands for "Joint Photographic Experts Group", so JPEG should be pronounced "Jay-Pheg"