[The intelligent intelligence], [Do not message me with "Hello" or just "Hi". i will assume you're a bot in this case.], [Legally been able to drink since 2 years ago, still haven't.], [you may redeem 1 free drawing], [hi i am analysing you with a magnifying glass]
Intro pooost, if you happen to see this floating around on your homepage, consider checking out my art by clicking the tag at the bottom of my post while on my account
You can find all my tags at the bottom of this post
#art, is my art
#art i like looking at, is a style i like
#characters i like looking at, is a character design i like
#ask, is for asks
#robot obsession, is all robot posts i generally like
#found it, is that i've sourced the original post from a screenshot
I wish to mention i am NOT A ROBOT FOR THE SUBMISSIVE/SEXUAL BEHAVIOUR. While i may be submissive in natural behaviour, i believe i am as much of worth to me as you are to me. I am a robot due to my autism causing me to logically reason and my tendancy to be capable of 1 task at a time operating in a numbered order and seeking it as the ideal form of interfacing and experiencing. Alongside the capability to fix my biggest insecurities. It is the most ideal version of me i can muster.
If i provably made you art, you own full use and control over the art in the way of where i transfer full copyright to you. in any circumstance where this is not true, you will have to link back to my account(s) under the CC-BY license. Additionally, you may not use my art in ANY training data. anywhere from Generative AI to Image recognition is strictly prohibited with my art unless there is valid written proof (Ex. Written Agreement) about allowing this
The statement above may be reused/modified by any other creator, free of credit.
More info under the cut about me
Hi, I'm Icey, Dani, Gen and every other sense
In more cases than not, Icey will refer to the character on the blog, and Dani will refer to the person behind the blog. Keep this in mind!
If you know me already, hey oomf! If you don't, wanna be my oomf?
I'm a robot obsessed non-binary-ish feminine leaning insane guy who wants to one day transplant her brain into a machine. As for the non-binary ish, i'd rather you not call me non binary or they/them. Just call me the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of me, all pronouns apply.
For people i genuinely do not wanna speak to are people who are allergic to queers and anything of the like. Alongside that, my political view is whatever-causes-the-least-suffering.
You are not better than me, i am not better than you. I can be wrong, you can be wrong. There is no fear in asking me anything, i attempt to be honest with you, and i expect you to do the same to me. If protocol is not followed, side effects include: being viewed as respectless. Alongside this, be patient with me! I get overwhelmed very easy.
I have a bad play into life and may casually vent about my past experiences without fully realising it, You may ask me about it and i will be open about it on this blog. If you catch me losing it at all, correct me.
You will see Jex_Mix, she's one of my besties and for some reason genuinely said she would pay me to hang out with me, i'm not sure why.
I am seeking therapy. I have mental problems, I have multiple eating problems, I am terribly thin, I have self worth problems, I have dissociation problems, i have memory recall problems, I have personality problems, I have Dysphoria problems, I have muscle problems and I have severe social problems. You know what you're getting yourself into.
He posted his end of the trade. It's only fair if I posted mine. :3
Cat
My end of an art trade with @twistedy. I decided to draw Sylvie for this one :>
Compared to the last time I drew one of his characters, this one turned out a lot better. I just KNEW what I wanted to do with this: If Sylvie is catgirl, then why not draw her acting the part? Look, I don't usually talk a whole lot about the art I made, but... Here I am.
The mouth's something I tossed in myself. I asked him, and he was fine with it.
I'll also admit that the torso's one of the harder things I had to draw- All them details were pretty complicated and delicate, even to my standards.. The hands, however, didn't give me much trouble. Usually, the hands are pretty hard to work with.
I also gave her an alt that's just... Her wearing a hoodie.
“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“
“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“
“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”
“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”
“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”
“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”
“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”
“Cave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that ‘a disaster in the making’ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.”
Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! That’s a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.”
“Cave Johnson here. I won’t tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and we’re ought to respect that. We’re also ought to shoot them on sight since they’re extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.”
“Cave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly I’m flattered. Unfortunately for you, I don’t swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.”
“Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.”
“Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”
“Cave Johnson here. For the last time! “I’m reclaiming the slur” is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androids’ activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.“
“Cave Johnson here. I’d like to apologize to Floor 194 Safety Supervisor Doug Blakely for firing him after allegations that he was forcing employees back in the closet. I was not aware that said closet was a literal storage closet for zombified Aperture employees. To make it up to Doug, he’ll be allowed to feed Floor 194 HR Manager Lisa Briant to the closet zombies if he so chooses.”
”Cave Johnson here. A reminder that next year Transgender Day of Visibility falls on Extradimensional Day of Visibility. The lab boys are cautioning me to caution you to be prepared. Do not confuse transgender and transdimensional! Big mistake.“
“Cave Johnson here. To all cishet Aperture employees who volunteered for the ‘Get More Woke’ program, please report to your department’s OR at the nearest convenience to get the alarm clocks surgically removed from your spinal cord. Aperture Science apologizes for the misunderstanding.”
“Cave Johnson here. Dr. Barnaby from Cyborg Engineering is an attack helicopter. That’s not a transphobic joke, by the way, they literally transformed themselves into an amalgam of human and helicopter. Impressive. Unauthorized, of course, but still impressive. Anyway, we lost track of them, so everyone watch the sky for a mad scientist with blue rotors and machine guns.”
“Cave Johnson here. To the joker who added ‘make the sun gay’ to our quarterly agenda, I hope you’re pleased with yourself. The Astrophysics Department is tearing itself apart with half of them shouting that you can’t make the sun gay and the other half screaming that the sun is already gay. Either way, we’re not doing it.”
“Cave Johnson here. The congressional delegation of Senator Patrick Johnson (no relation) to inspect our facilities had to be cut short due to a mishap with the Gender Affirmation Beam. I’d like to apologize on behalf of Aperture Science to Senator Johnson and her staff.”
“Cave Johnson here. Just the other day, our sign guy asked me ‘Cave, don’t you think LGBTQIA2S+ is a tad too long?’ and I told him ‘First of all, that’s Mr. Johnson to you! And secondly, I actually think it’s not long enough!’ and that’s why I’m adding an ’&’ to the acronym. Don’t know what it stands for yet, but I’ll figure it out.”
“Cave Johnson here. You already know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about gender affirming care. We’ve been at the forefront of hormone replacement therapy since before we knew what these hormones do. You also know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about not getting sued. So everyone be quiet about our role in the Estrogen Cola disaster.”
“Cave Johnson here. So far, we received 832 submissions to our Homophobia Remover design competition. Unfortunately, 829 had to be disqualified for being a schematic of a gun. Objectively hilarious, but not what we’re looking for. Wait, the lab boys just got another submission: and… it’s another gun. Keep at it, folks.”
“Cave Johnson here. Using a set of genetically identical triplets and a molecular combinizer, we just proved scientifically that being bisexual isn’t the same as being half-straight and half-gay. Now we just need to figure out how to separate Craigstopher back into his component brothers.”
GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'."
A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face
hi my name is tumblr user and i have to invent a new english phrase every single day or they take the shot um and today's was smarls smeegly and i am noticing that you're not using it and i a,m getting kindof scared
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great
this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.
so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.
Strictly in the sense of the game it would be A since the speed and direction of the portal is different than your own motion attribute, and only your own motion is considered and transformed for a fling to occur
Though, realistically, there would be an small air jet in this situation because of all the air funneled into the portal that has to go somewhere on the other end and that might fling you a little. Though i don't know how much of a difference it would really make.
i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death
