maybe someday

but probably not today

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Oh. Ilya isn’t being nice to all the gay hockey players he meets by tripping them into the arms of their love interests because he wants them to be happy. He’s tripping them away from his love interest. He’s gonna make sure those hot rich men are otherwise occupied so they don’t go sniffing around Mr. Hockey himself, Shane Hollander, who they may or may not have heard a rumor about him being gay and probably available— Quick! Diversion attack! Go flirt with the cute social media guy! Look! Attractive bartender! Sexy musician, go go go!

[argillaforma]

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

[tomorrowisyesterday119]

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN PT. 02

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV  HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[sinmonger]

François Arnaud | Heated Rivalry's François Arnaud Gets Ready for the Saint Laurent Show | Vanity Fair | 01/28/26

[lurkerdelima]

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

[my-2nd-account]

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[mithsd]

Maomao garden party!

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[feldfrog]

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

[lizardsfromspace]

So some people are theorizing that the snow storm was created by the government to freeze the Biblical serpent Leviathan. Who is frozen off the East Coast, as you know. All of this barely even registers now but they keep calling it the MALE Leviathan, all caps & apparently it's bc they believe there's a male and female Leviathan and only the male is still alive. But for a few horrifying seconds I thought it meant that they had transvestigated the Biblical serpent Leviathan and were misgendering her

[evilwizard]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[oh--lapetitemort]

Why did you block me. It's me. Emotionally dysregulated Tumblr girl. The love of your life.

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip from a stand-up performance by @ janet.mcnamara.