Aliens are my best friend

what is happening?

[justnoodlefishthings]

british people be like "omg here comes queen elizabeth!!!"

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re one minute closer to your next burrito.

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

it will be my first burrito....I’m excited

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

‪So I was talking to this guy at a dnd game and that was the day I had decided to let my skin rest since I was breaking out and after we made our first introductions he goes “I just want you to know this but I like girls who don’t wear a lot of make up” and at the time I didn’t say anything I just stood there looking at him like “honey I’m gonna become a makeup artist you’re shit outta luck here”‬ And we’ve been friends for a while now and he still doesn’t know

[magicalsenpai]

Visit Original Link

[tinyglitch-deactivated20160926]

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

[thegeekmaster]

HOLY SHIT

[wildlyoversalted-deactivated201]

i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

[lanternlighting]

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

[native-yep]

How come I never heard this before? Holy hell.

[tenoko1]

EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO SAVE THE REALM AND FIGHT GODLESS HEATHENS WHO WOULD PREY ON THE WEAK AND DEFENSELESS. ALSO I NEED TO FIGHT A DRAGON AND GET INTO A SWORD FIGHT ON THE EDGE OF A VOLCANO.

[shanology]

Possibly the most inspirational two minutes of your life. 

[i-gwarth]

The sort of music that makes Dark Lords worry

[theotherwesley]

that is the best comment imaginable

[primarybufferpanel]

I have a playlist called Fine I Will Take That Fucking Ring To Mount Fucking Doom (A playlist for when you’re small and lost and alone and need to feel like you’re in a 100 foot tall asskicking robot) and I wish this track was on spotify so I could add it.

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

everyone needs to hear this oh my god this is amazing 

[byebyethinspo]

if you are having trouble with eating:

you deserve to eat

you need to eat

food is not the enemy

calories give you the energy to smile

you are worthy

you are loved

i am proud of you for fighting, you can do this!!

5 seconds of insane courage, it’s all you need

your struggles are real, so is your bravery

you are good enough

you are not a mistake

you are one of a kind

every cell in your body needs love

[hellalowselfesteem]

PASS THIS ON BECAUSE YOU LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FOLLOWERS

[fistinginferno]

I hate taking pills and accidentally tasting them like why dont they give them flavors like i would rather accidentally taste cherry instead of satan’s anal leakage

[en-cima]

[brittanyjeann]

Guilty.

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

women in suits make my gay ass gayer

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

how

[arabwife]

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

Can i get a step by step on how to do this?

[catastrofries]

So far for me it’s been something like:

1. Become aware of how and when you tearing yourself down.

2. Now that you can catch yourself doing it. Offer counters to the negative self talk. A really useful thing I read was to talk to yourself almost the way you would child. Gentle and patient. Even when they fuck up.

3. Take time to celebrate your small accomplishments. You’ve been attacking yourself for every little mistake. Apply that same fervor to the positive things in your life. Did the dishes even though you didn’t want to? Fuck yeah! Got up and took shower? YES!!! You are taking positive steps to feeling better. Celebrate it.

4. Make lists of things you’re good at/ like about yourself. The first time I did this the only two things in my list we’re that I liked my hair and I had good friends. It was start.

5. Don’t beat yourself up if you screw up steps 1-4. It’s counter productive. When I catch myself calling my self stupid for some mistake or other my response now is,“We don’t talk to ourselves like that anymore. What’s something constructive that could actually help solve the problem.”

Most of the time that seems to work. Not always. But more and more Everytime.

I hope any of that made sense.

[absolutely-walnuts]

oh my goodness there are instructions!!

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

This is amazing and you should be celebrated

[earlygr4ves]

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

[forrestpicketttaylori]

jesus christ

[aboywhonamepoop-blog]

they’re calling to mother for food

[subjectnumber32-deactivated2020]

F  E  E  D

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

*pterodactyl screech*

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

what if the witch from Wicked is the also the wicked witch of the west and needs the ruby red slippers to save Fiyero

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re ever feeling worthless, just remember that there is an unfathomably large amount of bacteria in your digestive system counting on you

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

That’s actually really uplifting for some reason

[dankmemeuniversity]

[adulthoodisokay]

i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

[awkward-helga]

So that’s what a unicorn sounds like

[severalbadpunslater]

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

I love my country

[world-of-cats]

Django loves to nap

[id0ntkn0wd0ntask]

Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty purr purr purr