chaotic stupid

25 | he/him | a little bit of everything

[curiositysavesthecat]

"For anyone who doesn't know what a Bacon number is, it is the degrees of separation a person is from the actor Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon's number is 0, Someone who has worked with him directly's number is 1. Someone who has worked with that person's number is 2, and so on. (Here is a link to the Wikapedia page on Bacon numbers for more details.)

If you don't know your Bacon number, you can check it on The Oracle of Bacon by putting in the name of the most famous person that you or someone you know have met"

(Submitted by @lucybianchi)

What is your Bacon number?

1-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

Over 40

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

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[bobwess]

"That wouldn't be fatal!" It would."They couldn't survive that!" They could.

If my time as an EMT and instructor taught me anything it is that the body is both impossibly resilient and impossibly fragile, and almost any traumatic injury you can think of could either be fine or fatal depending on the whims of the universe.

So use that crap as liberally as you want to serve whatever narrative you're writing.

[evilvillain123456789]

when you so autistic you lowkey feel like a predator for seeing someone and randomly falling completely head over heels in love with them so you have to then secretly photograph them and jerkoff all over the photographs then track them down and start following them aeound at the grocery store until they go on their phone and watch them put in their password like a hawk then following them home and sneaking in through the windownand unlocking their phone and finding all their socials & phone number and writing it all down, leaving, calling them pretending to be an insurance call but you're actually across the street from their window jackin off in the car, hanging aeound after the call ends, a girl comes over, they fuck, you watch from outside licking on and breathing up against the window, you nut and scream moaning and if shoots on the wall, you donf havs time to clean it up before someone goes oitside and sees the nut splatter, what the fuck?? is that nut??? babe. What the fuck??? They both aggro, you gotta go home. and add them on faceboo⁹ok

[effemimaniac]

[rexcake-deactivated20250914]

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

[vanglaggle]

in a fandom called my unnamed oc world

[segamascott]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

[vanglaggle]

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

[serethereal]

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

[the-nyanguard-party]

talking to people online is always like "i should watch that" "i should read that" "i should play that" there are so many things in the world. this is why i am never going to die

[regging]

me when i have to go to my job that i willingly applied for and honestly isn’t even difficult and is on the whole pretty enjoyable

[mlarayoukai-archive]

(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

[plushav]

Plush Pillbugs by NAT in silver and gold

[plushav]

this is the funniest addition to this post...

[aurumacadicus]

"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

[captainclickycat]

"Did you know people are getting scared when they read your horror stories?? Did you know that people are laughing when they read your comedy stories?? Isn't that gross? Aren't you scandalised??"

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Can't even buy anything anymore. Because of broke.

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Me in the middle of being tortured : I hate this song can you skip it please