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so won’t you settle for me — come on and settle for me say yes or no before i choke on all this swallowed pride i have no problem being picked out from the bottom if he’s your broken condom——— i’m plan b! so lower those expectations and settle for me

#my active blogs B ' )#self promo

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Lemme Smash Starters

‘ this is a nice stick. ’ ‘ I like sticks. ’ ‘ lemme smash. please? ’ ‘ no, (name), go find (name2). ’ ‘ you want sum fuk? ’ ‘ no, (name), I don’t want sum fuk. ’ ‘ I got you blue. ’ ‘ hey girl. you want some tail ? ’ ‘ (name), your tail is small. ’ ‘ wot? ’ ‘ swiggity swooty? ’ ‘ you want yellow? ’ ‘ she doesn’t want yellow. ’ ‘ blue and yellow? no. ’ ‘ (name), I’m leaving. ’ ‘ no! wait! lemme smash! ’ ‘ what has my life come to ? ’ ‘ (name) thought my tail was big. ’ ‘ (name) used to let me smash. ’ ‘ but (name) is smashin (name2). (name2) is a hoe. ’ ‘ fuck this nest. fuck (name)! ’ ‘ I need you (name)! ’ ‘ (name) lemme smash! ’ ‘ I’ma get that bitch a stick. ’ ‘ bitches love sticks. ’ ‘ stick stick stick stick stick stick stick. ’ ‘ need stick? got stick. (name) I got stick. lemme smash. ’

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HERES MY OPEN TAG NERDOS

#maxmun is insensitive 2k17 #also this #its still small but helLo #delete in a sec

idborn-blog

“Pay attention to me and my cute fuzzy little tail !!”

[ INDEPENDENT MAX RP BLOG FROM SAM AND MAX FRANCHISE || HE’S BASICALLY A VERY VIOLENT BIPEDAL RABBIT || BASED ON THE COMICS, CARTOON, AND GAME || WRITTEN BY OCTO || PLEASE LIKE OR REBLOG MAX’S CUTE FACE SO HE CAN GET THE ATTENTION HE DOESN’T DESERVE ]

#self promo #again bc im free from my art portfolio #but i might be too drunk to write tonight who knows!! i have off all weekend though!!#so i would love new mutuals omg

HERES MY OPEN TAG NERDOS

#its time for me to try getting on my t//ord or my ty a/rcher blogs #@cigarlips and @grossbrainiac #and strong hint on try because i do feel like dying #maxmun is insensitive 2k17 #delete in a sec #bUT I GOT THREE REPLIES WHICH IS GOOD and its getting me rolling on writing more which is double good i think

{ @colatastiic ✘ ;;

❝ You get your filthy paws away from my cola. ❞

“So... Keep my paws off of it, huh? That sounds like a challenge! And I have the aim of a clown on a unicycle!”

#colatastiic #[max voice] OKAY I WONT #SDBCISCBSCSB

thickcrskiin:

His complaints weren’t exactly helping her confusion and left her rubbing at her eyes and blinking, discreetly pinching her arm just in case she possibly fell asleep and happened to just be having a really weird dream. “….it’s a normal one, you’re not the one who paid for this, and i’mvery confused right now.”

Just for good measure, he’ll pinch her arm too. It’s a freelance cop’s job to serve the people when convenient for him after all. “Oh yeah!...... If you paid for this, you should burn the director’s house down... And honey, you and me both. I’m still confused on why she hasn’t pulled out her gun yet even though she’s been yelling for the past hour. This would be a lot shorter if she just pulled it out already.”

#thickerskiin #oooooo #did you prefer one over the other??#because i think i like the games more tbh. theyre a lot more violent i think and the scenerios in general are more outrageous #but the humor in the cartoon with gags and idk?? it has that old cartoon gag that stretches reality more and honestly i think its even more #funny than the games #aLSO MAX'S VOICE IN THE CARTOON IS MY FAOVIRTE #he changes voice so many times and it just makes me laugh because suddenly this tiny bunny has the deepest voice vtybiubiub #i would love for jan to meet sam omg. he would tower over her tbh #meanwhile everyone in their medias just barely bat an eye at this talking rabbit and dog ndsuicnsdc #theyre probably not used to it i think #just like ??? ? ?? ? lmao whats the big deal #poor jan

@goldtastiic replied to your post:

she sounds like a loser to me > B ^ )

im rolling up sleeves and fighting u myself hELLO

#YOURE A N E R D #SDCBIBCSD #goldtastiic #maxmun is insensitive 2k17

wishfulife-moved

✨✨🌟✨✨ || @idborn

░ 🌟 ❝ Stinks YOUR pizza fell on the ground, but maybe next time, do go flapping your mouth about my teeth! At least find something else ta point out there fuzzy bun! Anyway, I’m no mutated beaver- I’m just a normal kid! ❞

Of course, it might’ve been HIS fault that the other’s pizza fell over from his hand with a few hushed mutters of said treat dropping to its untimely and unfilled death.

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It was all so swift. After a few harmless comments to a defenseless citizen and soon the pizza was lost. Heat slightly covered the lukewarm pizza and mainly out of shock, his furry paws let go. Frustration winkled around his small nose as immature fists curled around his sides.

“Aaah! Shut it, mutant beaver! I’m this close to conflicting random, misplaced violence in a fit of mourning!!” And, despite the wording of his threat, he immediately stole the other’s pizza slice, throwing it on top of his own and putting a gun out to shoot it. For good measure. Rowdy and impulsive, but the rabbit immediately relaxed as if nothing happened. “Phew! Much better. I think I’m gonna try a SHOT at another slice! Ha!”

#YELLS!! GOOD!!#the cartoon series is my favorite tbh. and max's voice in that one is so amazing omg #bUT I FINALLY FINISHED ALL THE GAMES TBH WHICH IS WHY I FINALLY STARTED MAX #ive wanted to play max for almost a year now im so excited o m g #and i might actually get a sam tbh!! whICH I CAN ALREADY IMAGINE A SIX FOOT DOG TOWERING OVER TIMMY.#a+++ content #whimsydriven

goldtastiic replied to your post

i’m gonna judge u regardless

um excuse me. ill sick my cute girlfriend on you.

she lifts

#goldtastiic #sCSIDCB #maxmun is insensitive 2k17 #i m ean not to get all PDA IN HERE BUT SHES CUTE AND POWERFUL #delete later

#oH #yEAH IM HERE #but dont judge if i disappear omg #my mood is finicky because work stunk two days in a row #but im writing!!#maxmun is insensitive 2k17 #but hi nerds i poofed for two weeks

Shoots in the air.

“Boy, I’ve always wanted to do that! Ha! Kidding. I do that everyday. I just always wanted to say that.”

#✘ || ❛ OPEN ❜ WENT AND SHOT THE MAXIMUM THE GAME LAWS WOULD ALLOW—TWO GAME WARDENS SEVEN HUNTERS AND A COW ;;#B )

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shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

#im #DYING #D Y I NG #max would be the unknown voice #djhsixjdjdjd #drugs #about tag #tag later

idborn-blog

ma ybe

like for a small starter

#AND #OFC #THIS TOO HI #maxmun is insensitive 2k17

idborn-blog

“Pay attention to me and my cute fuzzy little tail !!”

[ INDEPENDENT MAX RP BLOG FROM SAM AND MAX FRANCHISE || HE’S BASICALLY A VERY VIOLENT BIPEDAL RABBIT || BASED ON THE COMICS, CARTOON, AND GAME || WRITTEN BY OCTO || PLEASE LIKE OR REBLOG MAX’S CUTE FACE SO HE CAN GET THE ATTENTION HE DOESN’T DESERVE ]

#DKDNXJ SPAMMS THIS ONE LAST TIME FOR A WHILE BC I JUST STARTED #SO I DONT HAVE A LOT OF RP PARTNERS WITH MAX JUST YET!!!#ID LOVE HELP FINDING NEW NERDS TO RP WITH TBH #self promo #tho im at work and might fall asleep when i get home xjsndjdn but ill be om here soon #hopefully #i still have one last stretch of projects to do for that portfolio

“This can only end in violence!”

#dnsauicnds IM NOT HERE DROPS THIS ONE LINER BYE #✘ || ❛ OPEN ❜ WENT AND SHOT THE MAXIMUM THE GAME LAWS WOULD ALLOW—TWO GAME WARDENS SEVEN HUNTERS AND A COW ;;

idborn-blog

ma ybe

like for a small starter

#for another time!! but hi!! this is still very very much open nerds #maxmun is insensitive 2k17

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