i'm back after 2 years so idk

[shut-up-hope]

wad if it had the phil lester whimsy

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[dragginage]

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

[pseudophan]

speak king

[finelytaylored]

what do you mean all of this has happened IN THREE WEEKS ?!!! IS THIS THE QUICKENING PHIL WAS TALKING ABOUT

[ahappydnp]

dan [not like other girls] announcing he's officially a 34 year old white man with a podcast. love him eternally

[alsoknownasallison]

not everybody's gonna get it the first time but THEY had a situationship

[loumandaniel]

if i was famous and people were getting cancelled for rpf-ing me, i would actually get online and post that they weren’t being freaky enough about me

[dans-striped-sweater]

[pseudophan]

hearing dan admit how obvious he was trying to bag phil is music to my ears

[sisterdullet]

smthn kind of romantic abt owning the copyright to you and your partners names together... okay mr commitment issues

[xmarblevoidx]

"we expose each other's dating history" and then dan's history is that he went to the club with a guy one time.

[ahappydnp]

"dan can't keep a secret because he accidentally word vomits the thing he's not supposed to say"

yeah girl i know i used to watch him on younow

[blasphannie]

can't believe dan howell made air quotations while talking about dan's room. doesn't he know speculation about their rooms make dan and phil uncomfortable?

[lazapp]

Hes going to get cancelled on dnptwt for this 💔

[pseudophan]

how dare dan and phil remember plot points from dan and phil. x/x

[ahappydnp]

every other youtuber/influencer: vlogging some homey clips because i love watching chill daily tasks videos and i know you guys do too :)

dan and phil: god bet you FREAKS wanna watch us clean the kitchen!!! you little parasocial goblins wanna PHROOMBA all over our house?!?! you're all laundry PERVERTS!!!

[idk-but-im-back]

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[helenvaughans]

[muttgrowls]

world's shyest attention whore