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there's two types of conspiracy theories in american culture:

blatant antisemitism

not actually a conspiracy theory the cia really admitted to doing this in declassified documents that are publicly available but the average american is so brainwashed by nationalist fervor that they refuse to believe it and call it a conspiracy even though, and i cannot stress this enough, the government literally admits to doing it

retroactivebakeries

bigfoot

anarchistmemedistro

r--g--b

sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive faster

r--g--b

were in the same boat, i see

acatpiestuff

toastbutteregg

never-obsolete

The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98

19rachel

This was the last time the world knew peace

warchiefwindrunner

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

stopaskingformykik

of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on

warchiefwindrunner

if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

dankmemeuniversity

wrong-person-deactivated2020051

sunhazeys

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

archbudzar

Instagram

(C.B)(1.6.19)

irisowl

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

ryblogs

omfg

adhduck

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

avfwdrugec

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.