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writingsforwinter

If you lose interest in someone, tell them.

If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.

If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.

If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.

If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.

If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people.

If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.

If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.

It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.

mxnrique

bi-dazai

This guy got banned twice for some of this shit and came back and immediately did it again. hero

entropyguy

mxnrique

RIP. They finally took his blue check away lmfao

should-be-sleeping

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

should-be-sleeping

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

justprettygay

should-be-sleeping

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

noroithecurse2005-deactivated20

casting italian spells rn

clown-gender

pasta primavera

clown-gender

grungegoths

Harry Styles writing songs :

Im sad

Im horny

Im sad and horny

You’re literally so beautiful and wonderful and amazing i love how you taste youre too good for me I love you so much

??? no idea whats the true meaning of this but its probably either gay or pretentious af figure it out yourself luv

Did i mention that im sad

What the fuck does this even mean

Louis Tomlinson writing songs :

Im sad but hopeful that i wont be sad for long

I know times are hard but dont lose hope and keep going you can make it through this i promise you

Im so british

Im sorry for hurting you but u hurt me too n we REALLY need to improve our communication skills

Are my songs about a boy or a girl?? you’ll never know since i dont use pronouns ever hehe <3

Did i mention that im british

Niall horan writing songs:

I miss you why did u leave me i still love you please come back

I dont need you im gonna sleep with other women to prove how much i dont need you

Welp that didnt work i still love you and miss you

Seriously bby pls come back i’ll let you break my heart again

Im sad and horny too lol

Zayn Malik writing songs :

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

Nvm i need to be loved do you wanna spend the rest of your life with me ?

Im sad but im used to it at this point

Ik ur cheating on me girl

Im horny

This can be interpreted as being about louis if you look hard enough

Liam Payne writing songs :

Im so sad its lowkey concerning

Im so horny its lowkey concerning

Lets paaaartyyy

You look so good naked girl <3

Am i okay? i guess not

Seriously what happened to my writing skills after 1d

musashi

“how long have you been on tumblr”

there was once, like, a whole weekend where users on this website legitimately thought that you could defy the laws of equivalency and make infinite chocolate by cutting your chocolate bar a certain way.