Don’t Know Why I’m Here

But at least I can find anything I’m interested in | >18 | she / it / they |

[olderbootbutch]

I don't actually want to choke you but I do want you to stay still when I wrap my hand around your neck, okay? You can whimper a little bit. You can beg. Let your breathing do whatever it wants to do when your body recognizes the threat. I don't care about all that. I like it, actually. But whatever else you have to do, I want you to be a good girl and bare your throat for me and stay still. You can do that for me, can't you?

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

The Romance of Insect Life 

[Sold]

[squarehammermp3]

@hong–zhi–zhu

Wait, is this @pangur-and-grim’s book?

[ottoherbalee]

Wrong. You will always be the vulture petplay guy in my heart.

[closet-keys]

any time a cis friend says something like "omg what if I did [gender nonconforming thing] lol" in this sort of ambiguous half-joking testing-the-waters way, I respond with encouragement and information about how to do it. #socialcontagion

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[kitkenk]

really really scary when i see a hornypost involving men actually

[kitkenk]

("tell me when the scary part's over" voice) when does she transition

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[zoctopode]

extremely good commission i got for a dragon who lost her hoard and had to get a fast food job

[zoctopode]

various goofs

[maeneiii]

this keeps happening to me help me

[maeneiii]

I did it again today... 5 times and counting

[depsidase]

[shencomix]

[depsidase]

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[valtsv]

sorry i'm basic but i love the act of killing someone for the first time as a metaphor for sexual violence

[valtsv]

loss of virginity as a social construct representing the loss of innocence, phallic weapons penetrating flesh and being withdrawn stained with blood, guilt manifesting as a feeling of uncleanliness that can't be washed away, the cultural associations of both your first kill and first sexual encounter with achieving manhood/maturity, hesitation or refusal to participate being met with coercion and mockery. you know what it is.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OKAY LISTEN

[wattse]