Eduardo

My name is Eddie. I'm 22 years old. AND I'M A FUCKING LIBRA.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[ethraelthethird]

Did he just call himself a “totally peaceful racist”?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[kingdra]

You forgot the blueberries.

[reptlia-deactivated20221222]

reBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE  I’M  SCRMEAINFJWM DER

[lonaturaltorpe]

This will NEVER not be funny 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[soft-ghetto-tomatoes]

I list it when it slowed up

[fatandbougie]

lmao, I knew it was gon be some shit when the sister came doin all that talkin and movin.

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

Fucking classic.

[sleptonshawt-e]

I forgot why I favorited this and now I know why fuuuuuck 😂😂

[yenonpluto]

In tears

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Sims 3 confirmed anti-business major

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Scary Movie 2

[barbieonboardwalk]

[anciennement-dagonet]

jess lange knows what’s up

[micropen-s-deactivated20210124]

Happy Halloween 1st buttmunchers

[kingmaluma-blog]

[ithelpstodream]

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM

Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump

[capacity]

My family sent me this video bc I’m just like her with clocks lmfao :(

[scizario-deactivated20200330]

[theocseason4]

nfndfjjfnnfndnfdnnfndiajfngnfnvnfkd

[beautiful-wildlife]

Fashion show? by Ian Brown

[mmmskulljuice]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

[nightjarring]

It’s a baby Jacana. They use those ridiculous stick-figur toes to evenly distribute their weight as  they walk around on waterlillies and stuff. Like snowshoes, but for swamps.

Here’s an adult:

Another really interesting thing about Jacanas is that it’s the dad who does all the child rearing while mom goes off to lay more eggs. Amd their really good dads too! Plus look at how they Cary their babies around!:

All aboard the dadbus

[thecraftybear]

It awesome and wholesome, but the baby legs make dad look like some alien arthropod monstrosity wearing a feather suit.

[pizzabills]

straight people explain this

[lesbianfreyja]

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[gungan-gundam]

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[madeofmoons]

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

[onyxdepths]

[briarin]

Was it an iced coffee too?

[mattchewpicchu]

You know it had to be

[onyxdepths]

A venti cold brew 😪

[briarin]