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beaky-peartree

girl im not a pokemon but i can make your vulva sore

be-your-luve

‘Queer Eye’ Cast Reacts to Millennial Trends

wizzard890

the most ice-cold read on broadway I’ve ever seen in my life

huglusted

beeandpupcat

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

goat-yells-at-everything

silver-tongues-blog

allieinarden

katielynn526

hayamika-deactivated20240815

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

alexandr1te

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

maxineprimal

Can’t forget this gem.

moami

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

torrythetorry

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

moami

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

malcolmxwiththeperm

beaky-peartree

pan and bisexuality are the same thing but some people prefer one label for themselves over the other, and as long as your definition of your sexuality isn’t based around transphobia, that’s fine and hurts no one. discourse over.

beaky-peartree

like i identify as both bi and pan but prefer the pan label for myself

y’all are making this more complicated than it needs to be

padawanlost

Believe me, I understand clunky dialogue.

illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring-deactivated2015060

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

pervocracy

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

blueelectricangels

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

handbasketofdreams

I had to see this for myself and it is better than I imagined:

“Rats, shrews, and even frogs found their way to the wheel—more than 200,000 animals over 3 years. The creatures seemed to relish the feeling of running without going anywhere.“ (Link)

And there is a video.