My So-Called Blog

Hey it's me. Sagittarius. Drinker. Wannabe traveler. Believer in magic & aliens. Bad at being a human.

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Para(love)

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i miss parahoy :(

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[inacatastrophicmind]

Dean and Castiel in the bunker’s kitchen.

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Sam: “Seriously Cas, we need all the help we can looking through the lore... You just staring at your phone all day isn’t gonna help us defeat God!!” >:(

Because if Dean calling Cas his ‘best friend’ in the prayer is bothering me this much, I can’t imagine how Cas is feeling 🤣

[godshipsit]

it’s gonna take a lot more to drag them away from the other (x)(x)

[haverkampink]

this is stupid

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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how many hands you got

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two? don’t see how that’s relevant

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allow me illustrate you

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that’s still four people

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i truly can’t make this any clearer

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will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

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don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[sweetener]

Billie Eilish accepting the “Album of the Year” award at the 62nd Annual Grammy Awards (January 26, 2020)

[nessa007]

billie eilish really won album of the year at just 18 years old and became the youngest ever winner!!!!

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hmmm. im going to bother a cat

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status: bothered

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Height differences 💗

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

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Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

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A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[fluoresensitivearchived]

watching bad movies for ur favorite actor / listening to a shitty song just to hear the feature of someone u like

[valtsv]

simple plan: what's new scooby doo? we're coming after you, we're gonna solve that mystery, i see you scooby doo, the trail leads back to you, what's new scooby doo?

me and my siblings every evening after school:

[study-revolution]

gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future

slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it

[vanquishedvaliant]

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

[null-set]

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

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i dont follow

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[vanquishedvaliant]

okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

[mythicalwashrag]

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

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I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

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