Let me fight a small child, please.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

I live outside of God's light and by consequence, outside of his love

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

It's been months since I downloaded tumblr and i gotta ask...

WHERE ARE THE MOMMY MILKERS?

WHERE ARE THE BADONKA HONKERS?

WHERE ARE THE JUICY JUGS?

WHERE ARE THE BABES AND BOOBAS?

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

Nvm I found them

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015) said trans rights

+

[swearibal]

[astrobro]

What in God’s name is business casual

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

[astrobro]

Thanks I got the job!

[negaozone]

[kiixiies]

[redfagdiver]

[plasticlovefuture]

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[klubbhead]

Good work guys

[dongoverlord]

it’s 7 am…. good morning everypony

[yokelfelonking]

[klubbhead]

How the fuck did this get worse

[amateur-artist]

I love how the booty shorts were completely unprompted but were also totally a given

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

And as with all sins we humans commit on this site, it always comes back to Steve Buscemi.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

Give a man eyeliner and a clean shave and he can rule the world.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Sims 4 but it's CHRISTIAN

You can't wear crop tops or have sex and every Sunday you have to participate in a church event and if you want to have a baby you have to ask your pastor to summon one from God.

Sims: Sfw

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

ADDING TO THIS

If you try to undress your character you get the achievement: JESUS BETWEEN US that summons Jesus to bring you to hell.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

IF YOU GET ALL SEVEN OF THE SIN ACHIEVEMENTS YOU UNLOCK THE ROUTE: THE RAPTURE AND THE APOCALYPSE STARTS.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Sims 4 but it's CHRISTIAN

You can't wear crop tops or have sex and every Sunday you have to participate in a church event and if you want to have a baby you have to ask your pastor to summon one from God.

Sims: Sfw

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

ADDING TO THIS

If you try to undress your character you get the achievement: JESUS BETWEEN US that summons Jesus to bring you to hell.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Sims 4 but it's CHRISTIAN

You can't wear crop tops or have sex and every Sunday you have to participate in a church event and if you want to have a baby you have to ask your pastor to summon one from God.

Sims: Sfw

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

Advice day 01010000 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01001100 01101001 01110000 01110011

Cashews are the sexy himbo/milf of the nuts and no you CANNOT change my mind.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

It's been months since I downloaded tumblr and i gotta ask...

WHERE ARE THE MOMMY MILKERS?

WHERE ARE THE BADONKA HONKERS?

WHERE ARE THE JUICY JUGS?

WHERE ARE THE BABES AND BOOBAS?

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

Advice Day 37

Ass is GNC as fuck. Cry about it.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

Day 54 advice

Get you one of them uhhhhhhhhhh.... fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhh... whatumaccallits.....the-the..... fuck I had it, theeeeeeeeee uhhhhhhhhhh. The the the fuckin. Get u one of them uh THEY/THEMS yeah yeah those ones are fuckin great.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

Advice day 37

Pro tip: Leave your lover roses by the stairs.

Surprises let them know you care.

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

Advice day 6202

Every hour on the hour they drew blood, did you know?

[ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon]

Advice day 15

The fastest way to someone's heart is with a knife or bullet through the fifth left intercostal space, midclavicular line. Not the stomach.

Who the fuck thought that the quickest way was through the stomach I-