[misscoet]

never up to any no good (full on 🦋) (tip jar)

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[radicalityincident]

Seriously anyone engaging with age verification bill discourse in terms of whether or not you think age restricting content is good or bad are completely missing the point.

These bills have nothing to do with keeping young people from doing certain things or protecting the children or whatever. Their point is and always has been one thing: If your operating system knows who you are it is impossible to have any real form of privacy on the computer.

Thats it, thats the whole thing. They want to link your every single usage of computers to your real world identity, and like they have been doing for all of time, they are hiding under the guise of protecting the children.

[dittography-direwolf]

Still never forget the time I said "It's probably a bad idea to put the people who rape children in charge of 'regulating decency'" and someone just straight-up seriously said "Well someone has to be!"

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[moonblossom]

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2014-2018 Mazda 3

[abz-j-harding]

thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog

[everythingfox]

Petting the hands of an otter

(via)

[entryn17]

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

[entryn17]

[millionsknives]

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini cat!

[edgar-allan-possum]

The thing about Riordan deciding to rebrand the monsters in his books as "mythics" and act like they're an oppressed minority hunted by the half-bloods is that the first book established that it was literally the opposite. Half-bloods rarely survive to adulthood because monsters hunt them down and kill them. Monsters often put on human personas and take positions as teachers and social workers specifically so they can have easier access to half-bloods in order to murder them. The vast majority of half-bloods have very little power and are at the mercy of any monster who comes across them. Really powerful half-bloods like Percy and Thalia are a rarity. We see that the monsters own businesses and set elaborate traps for half-bloods while the demigods are reduced to hiding at a summer camp and hoping the monsters don't smell them. Even if the monsters do die, they just wait a little and come back. When a monster kills a half-blood, they're dead. This whole "oh the poor monsters mythics" bit is absurd revisionism of his own work.

[fluffysheeps]

Lil lizards 🦎

[thelegendofsqam]

It is with great shame that I now confess that as an American I do, in fact, love cheeseburger

[edgar-allan-possum]

Feel no shame, brother. The cheeseburger is the king— nay, I am an American— the PRESIDENT of all foods!

[gd783hh]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

[miseria-fortes-viros]

nobody needs to know your real name or your hometown or where you work or your home country or your race or ethnicity or skin color or phone number or the name of your first pet or the model of your first car or your mother’s maiden name or how many siblings you have or what school you go to or your credit card number

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I occasionally get asks insisting we're fake unless we post pictures of ourselves and proof of where we live.

I grew up in the 90's with 90's internet culture. You get NOTHING.

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[celestial-naiad]

But also don't forget the part where they call you squidward because you play a clarinet. I played clarinet and every other clarinet player I knew dealt with the same nickname. It was an annoying right of passage as a clarinet player for your peers to subject you to Squidward jokes and name calling.

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.