i feel like a piece of cake,

the blog that wets itself and blames the tap.

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You should not be seeing this.

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Holy Water in the tank, Holy Shit in the bowl.

Amen.

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Feelings do sometimes get in the way of operating machines.

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how many edges des a banarnar hev?

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You are sometimes stretched and pulled by a hair as the propagated collapsing fabric of spacetimevelocity washes over you.

Surfing on gravitational waves.

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I walked right into that charcuterie of chagrin.

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Just wait for the other sock to drop.

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— and never mind the shoe, what if the sock is on the other foot?

Oh, my!

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You wait for the other shoe to drop, but that shoe is on the other foot.

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That's one mean average.

(Lean Mean Averaging Machine)

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If Goodbye comes from 'God Be With You,' where the Hell does Hello come from?

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This is also original.

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Bending your c's and sharpening your v's.

Dotting your i's and crossing your t's.

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My new year's resolution is 1920 by 1080.

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Why is a hexagon not a sexagon?

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Some are pro-testers others seem to be against it.

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Don't play with another juggler's balls.