Have you been drinking?

" It's all too much and not enough at the same time" - Jack Kerouac

[wexler]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memewhore]

[brucebocchi]

oh to be a guard dog given a chain of sausages by a burglar in exchange for my silence

[stars-bean]

Is this true that you told your mom when you lost your virginity?

[studentlifeproblems]

[respectfulmemes]

[thekwikemart]

[onlytwitterpics]

[willandgrace]

[littlerebelrabbit]

[toastbutteregg]

this is me every single day

[flippyspoon]

[youlovetoseeit]

I feel scared

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

[viciere]

ok but did he deliver

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

of course 

[thepsychoticfuckingbiotic]

OH MY GOD

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

I choked

[fuckyahumor]

legendary

[thewowsignal2026]

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

[brklyn-9-9]

generally one of televisions best openings

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

[whitepeopletwitter]