I'd joke with you about having a hot date- confusing you- then surprise you by saying I had something planned.
To hope that you can put up with my craziness because I can be crazy. Especially when I care vehemently about something l feel strongly for like safety or being punctual.
I'd remember the small things, because I've learned from my friends, uncles, aunts, parents and cousins that "You don't listen to me" is the most common utterance when it comes to relationships. That and people tell me that I have a good memory for detail despite the fact that I can't recall what I had for breakfast and can be flighty and easy distracted
...How are there Polar bears in the Arctic but no other types of bears?
When you're cold, I'd tell you to buy a boys jacket since they are thicker and have pockets but surprise you with the fact that I have one for you to borrow or have sewn a crappy one together.
I'd want to get you into video games if you haven't already because interactivity in fiction makes for a better profound experience than watching, listening or reading something, since you're forced to continue the narrative.
Although I had depression and stay in bed most days due to my poor health, I'd get up for you.
If you wanted to go somewhere, I'd already be dressed to go and have somewhere we could go since I have a sense of adventure.
For your birthday, I'd call up your co-workers, friends, family and local communities members to learn if there's a thing you wanted, an experience to try or a place you wanted to try to celebrate at.
Although I have a lot of feminine qualities I'd make sure you eat healthy and cook something whenever.
I'd be immature for when we need fun but to be mature when things need to be serious.
If and when we argue, I'll be calm and just point out stuff and only be angry if we could not compromise. I'm not a saint, nor patient but I can be patient when I choose to be. Preeeety sure if I were a saint, I'd lack a relationship to begin with haha.
Although I can be quite negative, I've been told I have cute qualities and have a wit to make a person laugh for minutes or until they are have trouble breathing or are silent and holding it in. You know, the best kind of laughter.
On busy days, I'd attempt to call because I'd miss your voice. Or I'd call to show off the new cartoon character I can imitate. Or talk in bad accents to try to cheer you up. Or call because I thought of something stupidly awesome. Of course I'd listen to you but I made that point above!
If you ever are depressed, I'd check up on you. Either in person or on the phone. Its a habit I've picked up lately, to just make sure other depressed people are at least having a boring average day as opposed to a stress-filled one.
To actively work at our relationship like encourage you to tell me if I say something that upsets you.
Give you space if you're the type of person who needs to be independent.
I'd be honest with you because who needs more bullshit in their life. Seriously, I tell off my friends if they ever act like shits.
To talk shit about guys, because as a guy, I am tired of guys and their shit. Yes that's redundant, but sorry no wit here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdEFVFMqw2s
To hold you if I ever make you cry (or give space) or when you have to deal with some bullshit and just need a hug.
To gently play with your ear while whispering erotic things about your favorite OTP, because thats not weird. :P
Seriously, what website are we on.
I hope that when you meet me, you give me a chance because I've barred my soul enough times to not care anymore about getting hurt or not. I'd be moody and distant at first but there is a gentle giant beneath the surface.
Because the truth is, is that I've only discovered my sexuality recently (Last year) and that I've never been in a relationship and was confused for years about why there are no manuals for them since people complain about them.
BUT the most important thing?
If you like pizza, I'd order one for you and tell you that your favorite anime (lol Monster and Naruto) is shit and to watch better ones like Hamatora or Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun.
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