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Wait, it got better.

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This kid is on a mission

This face says “They WILL put some respeck on my name today, by gawd!”

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i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

deskgirl

@wannakissrobits How dare you hide this in the tags!

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Rob 😂👍

He got it.

(In the middle while i was posting this, Sound of Metal won again. So some time delay as you may see) xd

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one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

imaginedsoldier

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

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Holy shit that's so cool

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Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

lemonskittlesofficial

i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this

shitrealm

if we’re mutuals you have full permission to:

come to my house and beat me up

i won’t fight back i just need the shit kicked out of me

witchesversuspatriarchy

I, for one, have no objection.

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have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

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x

thyrell

bapy…

caelharx

Honestly hummingbirds on their nests is one of the most Blessed things

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thanks!! im going to go live in the forest and make friends with all the hummingbirds now!!

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Beautiful

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Overwatch but Mei’s Beekeeper skin changes her ult so instead of a blizzard it releases seven thousand bees

loish

radioactive locks ~

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met gala 2014 // met gala 2019

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Okay was anyone going to tell me they’re actually together or was that something I had to read today in the dyke group chat for myself

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they’re WHAT

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“ Actresses Lupita Nyong'o, left, and Janelle Monáe took their relationship public this week. The couple’s touchy feely display of affection raised eyebrows at a Met Gala after party on Monday…In a video posted [on] Instagram Live Janelle can be seen in the background standing close to Lupita gently caressing her face while Danai Gurira stands next to them oblivious…Lupita, 36, has long been rumored to go both ways. She reportedly dated 41-year-old Black Panther co-star Danai Gurira off and on. The two actresses were inseparable until Janelle stepped into the picture.”

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