Gene The Dumbass @iggys-lil-pyro - Tumblr Blog

you know, honestly? tumblr blaze is what we needed as a website

we’re no longer limited to Sweaty In Bed or Randy Jackson Lemons or Put Rubber Bands On Your Door At Night, or whatever other ads tumblr had. no, the chaos is in our hands now. we control the media.

also, this makes for a very fun PvP arena. here we have users who paid to create ads, users who paid to turn off ads, and users who paid for no ads, but turned them back on anyway

what a brilliant ecosystem

strangewomanlover-deactivated20

GET ME OUT IF NEW YORK NOWWW😭😭😭😭

what-the-hyuck

I'm not sure if this will come out right but:

Being loved is NOT a reward for being beneficial or useful in any way. You don't become less deserving of being loved if you aren't productive for a day or if you have a bad day and can't get out of bed.

I promise. Being loved has nothing to do with how you "help" the world or those around you.

#thisistrue #except for me

heavensmostadorableangel

Potential sponsored post controversies #81:

OP blazes a picture of their cat. People reblog it because it's a cute cat. Suddenly, everyone who reblogged gets anon messages: OP is a terrible person and you're a terrible person for not knowing that and reblogging their cat ad without checking their blog first

rongzhi

English added by me :)

girlblocker

tumblr blaze premium mode where it shows ur posts specifically to people who have u blocked

foreveriallyzombified

i had a nightmare last night madonna lady gaga (all one person in this dream like a fusion) released a single called “PUNANI” and it the music video was just her squatting in different places across the world with the exact same framing with no underwear, with everything shown but the like. inside labia part was painstakingly and specifically censored with huge white lines. but the clitoris and holes and everything were perfectly visible and the video was playing on all TV’s constantly during the olympics. i was on a date with a guy i like and it turned on in the restaurant and the lyrics were like “infected punani sweet punani sour punani” just listing different adjectives some of which were really disgusting or medically concerning and i was like Hey man can you turn this off? and the waiter did but then like. later in the dream (we were walking around in hollywood and holding hands) the song came on again and i had to pretend to think it’s fine to not come off like. a prude.

the thing is PUNANI (2021) by madonna lady gaga was an extremely minor part of the dream. the main thing was i was trying to take the guy around town but there was a Blackwater type independent contractor army protecting almost every store and would point guns at us and they were also wh*te supr*macists and would make comments about us as we walked along. punani was just like. completely unquestioned in-universe lore. that ther song was released and everyone was ok with it

foreveriallyzombified

the song itself kind of sounded like technologic by daft punk

skittybot

It’s my move, Kaiba! And I play this,

The Spell Card, Pot of Ato!

This card allows me t

titkoks

my jaw hit the floor

cipheramnesia

excuse the fuck out of whoever this is

ursidaez

she killer on my jeff until i the

snappydoodle-deactivated2022051

Sometimes... things that feel good in the short term... are worse.

toastyglow

love the tags

springsteenstandeanwinchester-d

The Catholics are not just on tumblr making sponsored posts they are also using CRUSADES MAPS to illustrate their plans ... besties no ...

lastvalyrian

Modeling their failed meme campaigns after the greatest L ever taken by their cringe religion is actually extremely funny

valtsv

equal rights for women will never truly be achieved until we have more female noir detectives

valtsv

and i don't mean some badass woman who doesn't need a man and can kill someone in 6 inch heels without breaking a sweat or smudging her perfectly set makeup or chipping a nail. she looks like she grew up in a soggy cardboard box on the side of the road all alone. she monologues dramatically to herself while looking over the corruption-riddled city she works in because she has no friends or hobbies and will literally do anything except go to therapy. she gets beat up in alleyways so blood and rain drip sexily from her nose and chin but when she gets to her feet she looks like a sad wet cat. women want her but they also pity her. instead of perfume she smells of coffee, whiskey and cigarettes, which are also more or less all she lives off of. her voice is more gravelly than a pit of rocks as a result of said diet. she hasn't slept or showered in at least 3 days and it's increasingly obvious. she's either divorced or feels like she should be.

transxfiles

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

transxfiles

girl help the pessimists found me

phoenixichi

"girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"