[chronicowboy]

valkyrie: I'm not gonna fall in love with thor

jane: *is lady thor*

valkyrie:

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

[radgoblin]

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

[221cbakerstreet]

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[castaform]

[burkholderia-deactivated2018062]

[jazzsucks-deactivated20171223]

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[heartbeatemoji]

“Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh

[myhollywoodending]

[the-spiritess-eliza]

HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN

[fragmentedsif]

“What color”

Killed me

[goawfma]

the cat said 

[catchymemes]

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

[rook-the-catechumen]

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like

[seawolph]

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

white person acts like a decent person for once, and the crowd goes wild!!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck. 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I’m still on this! Imagine you’re still going thru puberty and the world is so obsessed with your body that you become a sex symbol for MOTHERS. first all the focus on whether or not he could get the body and then constant focus on what it looks like for the next 4 or 5 years like! That’s so fucked up he didn’t NEED an 8-pack THEY SPRAY PAINTED ABS ON ROB IN THE SAME MOVIE

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

he did interviews on all his crazy work out routines and said he had to carry around beef patties and other high protein foods wherever he went so he was just eating constantly THATS NOT ALRIGHT and every single magazine article or ET news segment was covering this the whole time. Fans were vocally debating whether he deserved to keep the role that HE ALREADY EARNED. This was such a big deal. What the fuck.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

so the highest paid teenager was also the second sexist man of the year, huh

[secretly-a-cat-pls-dont-tell]

[spongehole]

*Racialized pedophilia

[redlanternavengerelf42]

I am not a Twilight fan, nor am I a fan of Taylor Lautner, but damn this is wrong to do to anyone and I will fight anyone who tries to defend doing this to a teenager.

[lookingformyanchor]

[puckconnolly]

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

[daywatch]

I know this is a funny post but

There are a few major points in Country Music’s history that got the entire genre labeled as ‘annoying’

Post 9/11 nationalism

A term that I couldn’t make up “Bro-Country” which intensifies themes of booze, objectifying women, and partying that were present in past decades but not to such an extent

This is Gospel Music But With an Accent

Now looking at the songs op listed there is

A woman pleading to another woman

A woman wrecking a shitheads life

A guy loving the scenery of where he lived

A song that could easily be mistaken for a number of other genres

But it is easier to say that one hates country while privately enjoying select songs than explain why one doesn’t like the current market oversaturated with our nation’s problems of nationalism, sexism, and so on

[catsbeaversandducks]

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

[cryoverkiltmilk]

These are such good chickens

[impossiblejellyfishfart]

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

[rainbow-road-to-happiness]

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

[approach]

and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

[todaysbird]

beluga whales and cockatoos…same energy

[todaysbird]

water egg, air egg

[todaysbird]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[smt4]

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

[aaaaahgrdkfgnkjdrkfjhj-deactiva]

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy