quiet king, a jester is speaking.

she/her. live 🧡 laugh 🧡 lurk

[shieldofiron]

Ilya: (jokingly) I should have a trophy made for best bottom for you.

Shane: (with unrestrained desire in his eyes) haha, fuck off. That would be silly. What would you engrave on it?

[shieldofiron]

Romance is such a silly genre I love it. Oh no I bought my high school Bullys nhl team hope nothing horny happens.

[shieldofiron]

Omg the hockey bully apologized honestly and the business twink us getting dommy on it

[shieldofiron]

Business twink just wants to be seen as his equal… poor business twink doesn’t know bully boy is literally self hater number one

[shieldofiron]

BUSINESS TWINK IS A DOM BOTTOM SEEKING FERAL SUB TOP

[russianblush]

never let him figure anything out pls

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

[thememedaddy]

[pupbeat]

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[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[sheheatedonmyrivalry]

Cliff teaches Ilya the prayer he says to St. Anthony when you lose things (Tony Tony please come down something’s lost that can’t be found) and now ilya walks around the house like

“TONY, you motherfucker, I need my KEYS! WHERE ARE MY KEYS TONY”

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[hgedits]

Eva Stratt:

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[signalfirefly]

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

[geneeste]

@mrv3000 telling truths in the tags:

[animentality]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[railroadsoftware]

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

[mckinleyhaditcoming-deactivated]

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

[railroadsoftware]

the yakuza

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.