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im hayley what the fuck is anime

[prasejeebus]

I’m so stoned and this tweet is all I can think about

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[history-freak1]

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

[gaynfl-moved]

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

[ewaneneollav]

when i’m on a walk and I glimpse a gnome scurrying into the underbrush

[fghjgkhljhcgghjvkb-deactivated2]

open rp

hey its me grimes!

[tamboochie]

[fghjgkhljhcgghjvkb-deactivated2]

on no! a gun!

[hunterbadbatch]

charlie day imagines: charlie day marries you and then shoots you

[the-memedaddy]

[currenthell]

Stephen Bannon arrives on Capitol Hill and please ignore the Hampsterdance Song remix our computers are putting that on everything right now and we are unable to stop it

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[archatlas]

Glowing City by Local Preacher

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

kris jenner force feeding me a cyanide tablet

[00archived0]

[slowspinningredemption]

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[yamcha]

[butchscientist]

when straight men look at me they should just see a pixellated blur. that’s how the world should work

[golfgalaxy]

actually if those clowns come back this october i might join them

[owarim]