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[volcanic-crater]

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[lokilysolbitch]

peter nureyev putting on the same cologne for every disguise: a thief thinks of everything and Never misses a detail

juno steel, bloodhound: that dude forty miles away smells exactly like nureyev

[iftrashcouldsparkle]

Detective, please, you have to save me,,,, you have to do it while monologuing about the human condition,,, there HAS to be electric guitar while you do it.......

[of-swords-and-princes]

sometimes you gotta fuck around and learn a new medium to force yourself to be creative again

[kn0wmore]

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

[aboutoriginality]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[adastrabbit]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[64mpg]

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

[engygeron]

when the fat guy is gay 😋 #teamfatandgay

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious