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a tired lesbian questioning their gender

[stuckinapril]

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

[stuckinapril]

So tempting to keep embarking on the same self destructive cycle over & over & over again . But at some point you have to put ur foot down w ur own behaviors & be the thing that truly saves u

[ladylingua]

the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

ya got

gochujang butter noodles

peanut butter noodles

chili crisp fettuccine alfredo

miso butter noodles

any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[fallout-lou-begas]

my roommate and i were trying to identify two birds outside of our window and she's pulling up pictures on her phone and she says "ok so that one's a house sparrow" and shows me a picture i nod my head and then she points to the reddish one next to it outside and says "and that one's a house finch" and she shows me again and i nod and then she switches to a new tab and it's a picture of hugh laurie and she says "and this is house m.d." i'm gonna kill her

[socksual-innuendos]

verifiably false I've been here since 2011 and im still Some Blog

[bobbymoynihans]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If orgasms are a thing you’re into, have a good day!

[squeakadeeks]

i know im preaching to the choir but my favorite thing about tumblr and its chronological dashboard is theres little to no algorithmic favoritism built-in for upsetting content. like on twitter/tiktok/IG/etc, the more engagement something gets the more algorithm priority it receives which naturally favors extreme, and oftentimes purposefully shocking content. Its also smart enough to tell which posts you stop to read the longest and will custom-tailor show you topics that it knows you care about and will upset you and make you react.

which is why when i open those sites the first thing im greeted with is walls and walls of the most outlandish, psychologically distressing things imaginable but when i open tumblr all i see are a bunch of posts going: "what if i was a buuuugggg 🐛🐛🐛🪲🪲🪲 #bug"

[guerrillatech]

[flikkerij]

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

[semutamusic]

[charseraph]

Study of Daniel Craig for Belvedere Vodka

[charseraph]

Study of Michelle Yeoh for The Sunday Times Style Magazine

[parasiticheart]

ways sex can be improved:

- clothes on

- no penetration

- dry humping

[forfuckssakejim]

[insomniacrori]

My header!

This is a acreenshot from commercial

[jabberding0]

tree grafting techniques

[alms4oblivion]

Say more.

[standreamy]

"Eternal Damnation"

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[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[rifa]

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[undeadentropy]

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.